uhhhh. i don't know what this is.
it's nonsense lmao. & i also started a rant book, if anybody is interested, probably not.

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ethan: why is grayson telling me to text you?

y/n: i don't know??
y/n: because I'm your girlfriend?

ethan: that can't be it

y/n: wait
y/n: im not your girlfriend?

ethan: no, i meant that couldn't be the reason he told me to text you

y/n: it better have been.
y/n: i had my squad ready to kick your ass
y/n: who says 'squad'? what am i? a sixth grader??

ethan: does that make you a sixth grader?

y/n: no

ethan: aw! my girlfriend is a little sixth grader

y/n: your d.ick is still in sixth grade

ethan: ...
ethan: ouch

y/n: don't mess with me, dolan

ethan: yes ma'am.

y/n: don't call me ma'am. sicko
y/n: tell grayson he's a creep

ethan: im NOT a sicko
ethan: and he called you a bloated starfish???

y/n: ah, he loves me

ethan: i love you more

y/n: i know you do

ethan: do you love me back?

y/n: oh look! my cactus caught on fire! gotta blast!

ethan: you don't even own a cactus!
ethan: y/n!!
ethan: seriously.
ethan: i still love you