ily brothers.

and thank you for your nice comments yesterday, they all made me really happy. but like i still didn't like that picture so, i switched it out with another one, so yEAH. im weird.

italics: ethan
normal: you

☽♛☾

"is your body from mcdonalds, because im lovin' it."

"..."

"..."

"what the fuc-"

"you remind me of a camera, because every time i look at you, i smile."

"you remind me of a trash can, because every time i look at you, i hurl."

"ouch?"

"oops?"

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"nope, but it did hurt when i crawled from hell. all those d.amn smuts i read on wattpad kept me from heaven."

"uh..."

"are you done?"

"do you have a name? nevermind, i'll just call you mine."

"and that's my cue to leave. bye."

"..."

"..."

"but i wasn't done!"