ok, it's official. i love these imagines.

normal: big dick daddy ethan dolan
italics: you

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"hello, this is target. my name is ethan, how may i help you?

"you have two names?"

"..you again."

"you say 'this is target' but then you say 'ethan,' im so confuzzeled."

"target is the name of the store. and did you actually say confuzzeled?"

"then why do you call yourself target?"

"i didn't."

"jack! hey jack! this guy thinks his name is target! el-oh-el."

"what did you need help with?"

"jack! stop snorting that up your ass you madman!"

"..."

"oh, right! um, nothing. i just want to talk."

"um. about what?"

"i don't know. how big is your penis?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"hello?"