Taehyung was excitedly squealing in happiness, bouncing up and down on his feet while throwing Jeongguk large happy smiles once in a while, the devil chuckling amused before leaning forward and pressing a kiss to his lover's temple.

"Babyboy calm down, or else, we'll get noticed", Jeongguk commented amused, looking at his pretty lover with fondness in his eyes while Taehyung continued to smile widely in happiness.

"I'm just so happy we're gonna see a church again! Best birthday ever!", Taehyung squealed happily in joy but his happiness soon faltered when they entered the church. His shoulders slumped and the little puppy looked absolutely devastated out of the sudden.

"Oh no, you meanie", Taehyung whined, large puppy eyes looking angrily at his amused lover who lifted one brow, cockily because he knew why his lover was upset. "That's not the church of my monastery! You promised to take me there", the gorgeous greyhead whined, making Jeongguk laugh softly, twirling him around and pressing his sweet lithe frame against his hard chest.

"Babyboy, the church burnt down centuries ago, along with the monastery", Jeongguk said softly, gesturing towards the tall building with the two majestic twin towers. "And this is Notre Dame, I thought you'd like it better. I just finished and there's a legend about a hunchback going around. You wanna bet what kind of monster it is?", Jeongguk cheekily asked, receiving a cute punch of his lover.

"You could've told me that it burnt down! I at least wanted to visit it... but this is nice too, I guess", Taehyung grumbled, looking at the building in front of them, huffing lowly. "Let's go inside and pray you won't get burnt down for entering sacred ground", the gorgeous puppy snapped lowly with a teasing wink towards his lover who simply smacked his ass in response.

Some people coming to the church to pray threw the two men disgusted gazes, clearly not ready to see this public display of homosexual love. Well, not in this kind of century.

Jeongguk of course has noticed the crept out glances at him but only has smirked, grabbed a handful of Taehyung's plump ass and bringing him into a passionate kiss that left an elderly couple screaming for god's mercy.

Taehyung of course got incredibly shy, hiding in the devil's chest, hearing his dark laugh when he cursed in ancient greek Taehyung has learned as well because he was bored one century, leaving a curse on the elderly couple to burn in hellfire.

"Look at all those worthless creatures, Taehyungie... aren't they pitiful?", Jeongguk murmured slowly, voice a faint sweet purr, close to Taehyung's ear and the immortal beauty shivered when he felt a split tongue on his ear. Jeongguk's tongue might be his favorite about the devil, especially how he was able to work with it...

Taehyung was breathless, standing in the middle of a church alongside with the devil was nothing a previous monk should be proud of. Yet he was. Because Jeongguk has been better to him than the Almighty Father ever was so he wasn't really regretting anything.

He felt secretly good that he was doing something basically forbidden, Jeongguk observing the luxurious inside with a scoff, muscle packed arm lazily draped over Taehyung's thin waist, displaying Taehyung as if he was his most prized trophy. Taehyung didn't mind the possessive display of affection, cuddling into Jeongguk's embrace. Jeongguk made a comment about the church wasting money, making Taehyung giggle before walking into the close by cathedral.

The devil didn't pay attention to the beautiful scenery surrounding them, standing in Taehyung's now declared favorite cathedral, decorated altar covered in gold and expensive marble.

"We should go home now, Babyboy. Want to feel your ass on my cock again. How about you cockwarm me like a good toy while I'm punishing some demons? Sounds good, doll?", Taehyung shivered in anticipation before looking up to a statue of Jesus almost looking angrily at the immortal beauty.

"Sounds lovely... but do not speak of such things in a church", Taehyung said, voice a hushed whisper which made Jeongguk laugh. "C'mon now. As if you didn't think about me bending you over this lovely altar and fucking you nice and good", the devil seductively purred. A monk nearby has narrowed his eyes at the seemingly young couple and now that he has heard Jeongguk's comment, he turned furious.

"How dare you speak of such inhumanly things! Satanic creatures have taken control over you! ", he bellowed loudly, stepping closer to them. Jeongguk didn't seem bothered at all, pulling Taehyung towards him again, hand resting on the boy's ass.

"Well, he ain't wrong", the demon king chuckled amused. "Jeongguk", his lover by his side hissed. "So what I like ass? It's not wrong. Would you say no to such a delicious piece of meat like my Baby? I think the fuck not. Oh no, I cursed, am I going to hell now?", Jeongguk fake gasped at the end, kneading Taehyung's plump behind daringly.

"That's blasphemy! You should be burned alive!", the monk screamed, face red from anger. "You think he's going to explode the more I anger him, Darling?", Jeongguk teasingly asked, making Taehyung roll his eyes.

"Listen, whoever you are, mortal monk, hah wordplay! The only thing that'll be burning is your robe when I sent you down to hell", Jeongguk growled, eyes turning bright red, wings starting to grow behind his back when he took in the entire room with his presence, finally having found his newest dumb victim to torture.

Taehyung by his side sighed frustrated.

"And another hundred years spend in hell so humankind will forget about your presence in a church", he bitterly said, Jeongguk chuckling and pressing a kiss to his lips, entire form morphed into the horrifying form of Lucifer, the hell king, Taehyung being completely unbothered by his glaring red eyes and dark twisted horns which had the monk screaming.

"Sorry, Sweetheart. I'll make it up to you", Jeongguk apologized before turning his attention to the horrified man, leaving Taehyung standing at the altar. A little smirk adored the beauty's face.

"Of course you will. I'll make sure of it."

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