espresso | poTTahslytherdor, 2024

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"too bad your ex didn't do it for ya,
walked in and dream came trued it for ya."

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Preface:

(bold- shubman, italic- naina, underlined- ishan, normal- others)

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"Shubman..."

"Oh please. It's just pretend. I don't like her like that... do I?"

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"I mean... I'd make out with him. Who wouldn't? But like... not feeling-y, you know?"

"You can't make out with someone feeling-y, whatever that is..."

"Of course you can! We've done it like... so many times already."

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"You're cute."

"What?"

"I said you look like a fruit. I have to go now, bye!"

"...That didn't even make any sense."

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"..."

"..."

"Do you want to kiss?"

"Yeah."

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"Would it be weird if I kissed you?"

"Yes."

"Oh."

"But do I care? ...no."

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"This sounds like you're flirting with me."

"...I've been trying to do that for the past six months."

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"Can you please just be a real couple and stop annoying me by not being a couple?"

"..."

"..."

"Why can't you just kiss in front of me? ...I'll close my eyes if-"

"Shut up Ishan!"

"Shut up Ishan!"

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"I told my mom about you."

"You what?"

"She thinks you're pretty."

Tropes:

1. oblivious idiots in love.

2. sarcastic x sarcastic.

3. enemies to lovers.

4. chaotic x chaotic.

5. she fell first x he fell harder.

6. so what x what if.

7. why not x why.

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Warnings:

- bad writing, probably.

- slow slow updates.

- swearing.

- chaos chaos chaos.

- usage of alcohol.