Issei Me, Mario:
- Ur kidding

You Need A Hiro:
- No wait
- That's actually messed up?

Issei Me, Mario:
- On your bday????

Me:
- Yep

Issei Me, Mario:
- Look @ the bride side
- Won't miss the party

You Need A Hiro:
- Out of all the auto-corrects
- But seriously, you okay?

Me:
- Not really but I'll live
- I nearly puked my guts up at the game yesterday ://

Issei Me, Mario:
- Like that chick in that movie

You Need A Hiro:
- Ah, yes.
- That chick in that movie
- We know exactly what you're talking about without all those pointless descriptors

Me:
- I actually do so get good, bro

You Need A Hiro:
- I'm trying :'(
- But fr fr
- If you want me to swing by we can go chill?

Me:
- 'swing by'
- You're a couple of hours away and it's nearly midnight

You Need A Hiro:
- Ya

Issei Me, Mario:
- Simp

You Need A Hiro:
- You're coming too

Issei Me, Mario:
- Nuh I'm speepy

Me:
- I too am speepy
- But as much as I'd love to go out and have funky lil adventures with y'all I actually have a thing tomorrow

Issei Me, Mario:
- Paintball right?

Me:
- Yeah I gotta be on my A game so I can mowmow Momo down :3

Issei Me, Mario:
- Mowmow momo?
- That's lowlow

You Need A Hiro:
- Why do you hate us so?

Me:
- For the last time I don't hate you

You Need A Hiro:
- Then why aren't I invited? ;-;

Me:
- Because you're just too amazing at paintball and nobody else would stand a chance

Issei Me, Mario:
- LMFAO

You Need A Hiro:
- We could have brought along da boyz and been a dream team :'(

Issei Me, Mario:
- Ayyyy DA BOIZ

Me:
- This
- This is why
- Besides, one of your 'boyz' is a princessy bitch and one of the others has at least two sub-variants of rabies.
- And one looks like an onion

Issei Me, Mario:
- We ✨️quirky✨️

Me:
- You're not like other high school volleyball teams 💅
- Actually you are
- Why are all of your breed fuckin weird?

You Need A Hiro:
- I mean we get hit in the head with a lot of balls
- Yeah I said it

Issei Me, Mario:
- What level is your room on (Y/N)
- ?????

Me:
- Boss level

Issei Me, Mario:
- Ik but fr

Me:
- Why? Planning on robbing me?
- I'm broke I don't have valuables

Issei Me, Mario:
- That's not tru
- Cuz Ur priceless

You Need A Hiro:
- So when I flirt it's being a simp, but when you do it it's fine?
- I'll sue you

Issei Me, Mario:
- Nevr said I'm not a simp 2

Me:
- I am on ze second floor
- Why?

Issei Me, Mario:
- Planning in case u need breaking out

Me:
- Smart thinking

You Need A Hiro:
- I could always dress up all sexy and seduce the guards 💃😘💋

Me:
- Seduce my sister and my nephew???
- My family??????

Issei Me, Mario:
- I mean he's won 1/3 so far

Me:
- And you have won nothing
- Momo's not entirely unobtainable. He does like short hair...

You Need A Hiro:
- He's ginger right?
- Pass

Me:
- He would argue 'sandy blond'
- So ye
- Ginger
- But your hair is barely two shades darker my dude. B a r e l y

Issei Me, Mario:
- He dyed it with Kool-Aid once n it was like pink

Me:
- That reminds me, I need to change my hair streak
- Give me colours

You Need A Hiro:
- A lighter shade of blue
- Turquoise, even? 👀

Issei Me, Mario:
- Macaroni and Cheese

Me:
- So red?
- I'm hearing red

You Need A Hiro:
- Ooooooo you wanna match your husband

Issei Me, Mario:
- When do we get 2 meet ur liver

Me:
- So that's why you wanted to know where my room was?
- So you could steal my liver?
- You could've just asked

Issei Me, Mario:
- Liver*
- Liver*
- :(((((

Me:
- Calm down, Hannibal

You Need A Hiro:
- Want a side of fava beans and a nice chianti with that?
- But actually when are we allowed to meet this nerd you're hooked on?

Me:
- Okay first of all I'm not hooked on anyone
- Secondly even if I was why would I introduce someone I had a thing for to my ex boyfriend and my ex boyfriend's bromantic partner?

You Need A Hiro:
- Is that all I am to you?
- I thought we were bffltutbbdabsleop :'(

Me:
- Issei help me out, honey

Issei Me, Mario:
- Best friends for life that used to bone but don't anymore but still love each other platonically

Me:
- Oh lol yeah no that's 100% correct

You Need A Hiro:
- We'll drive to your school and embarrass you if you don't let us meet him one day

Me:
- As long as you bring that crazy dog kid of yours
- Cats vs Dog

You Need A Hiro:
- Maybe once he's trained better

Me:
- Boo
- Anyway I should probably sleep cuz I have to exist tomorrow, and all that jazz

Issei Me, Mario:
- B4 u go
- Did u want 🚬🍃 4 the party
- sum ppl coming don't smoke or drink but if u wanna?

Me:
- I dunno
- Maybe
- Tryna stay off it but maybe just in case? Cuz who knows how I'll be feeling on that day

Issei Me, Mario:
- I gotchu boo 😘

Me:
- Thanks diddums 💖💖💖

You Need A Hiro:
- Don't forget to send pics of the epic bruises you get from paintball :)

Me:
- Running out of spank bank material, bud?

You Need A Hiro:
- Obviously

Me:
- Alright I'm actually going to sleep now
- You little private school boys be good and finish all of your homework now, ya hear?

You Need A Hiro:
- Yes Mommy

Issei Me, Mario:
- yes mommy

Me:
- That's daddy to you
- Okay night

Issei Me, Mario:
- G nite

You Need A Hiro:
- Night good well sleep

Me:
- Also
- Thank you guys for cheering me up ❤️
- You're the best

You Need A Hiro:
- That's what we're here for ;)

Issei Me, Mario:
- Ofc ❤️