PC: Unfortunately, due to several experiences during my lifetime, I cannot just 'walk up and talk to a group of people'. However, it does sound nice, thanks.
--
Aria: I think you're still suffering from the side effects of the party yesterday..

Cherry: What? How?? All I drank was RedBull!

Aria: And how many..?

Psycho, answering for her: Eighteen
--
Psycho: Hello friends!

....

Psycho: You might be wondering why I'm kinda glued to the ceiling-
--
Seb: You seem familiar..have we met before?
--
Momo: What do you mean? I have a decent memory!

Psycho: You left me, Aria, and Jamie in a Walmart..

PC: Oh, that was me. Try again
--
PC: Can I ask you a question? An..absurd one?

Jamie: Yeah. Better than anyone I know

Cherry (offscreen): *wheezing*
--
Seb: Why does my arm cramp and shake sometimes when I'm drawing?

Ski: Pow..?

Psycho: Why are you staying up at two in the morning sketching??

Seb: Are you my parents? Do you have a schedule I should follow? No, so answer my question
--
Cherry: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JAMIE?!

PC: Nothing. Why do you ask~?

Jamie (offscreen): *muffled screaming*
--
PC, singing to 'I kissed a girl': I killed someone, and I liked it~

Cherry: Wha-??

Psycho: Call the exorcist?

PC, still singing: The taste of their cherry chapstick~

Psycho:...

Aria: Yep. Call the exorcist-
--
Ozzy: If you get in trouble..well, uh..here, I'll pretend to be a lawyer for you!

Psycho: Okay..?

*later*

Seb: Psy! Sit down! You're gonna get us in trouble!

Psycho: Where?

Seb: In the f$cking chair-!

Ozzy, whispering to Psy: Deny everything..

Psycho, very loudly: THIS ISN'T A CHAIR!
--
Aria: I feel like I've died and gone to Heaven..!

PC: I had that dream too, but you don't ascend to Heaven
--
Michou: Dracula had the right ideas. Sleep all day, live alone for his whole life, and explode into bats to get out of situations
--
Psycho: Do you ever think? Because I don't-
--
*during a very random meetup*

PC: Okay, so how do we know this Karen?

Psycho: They were a former vegan, but then they bought milk

Seb: What a scumbag!

Aria: I almost hurt them for money stealing

Lyri: I once saw and sorta babysat their kid

Char: They stole a whole bunch of food!

Seb: Again, scumbag!

PC: I once massacred the employees of the store they worked in because they were being rude to me. And now, they constantly try to track me down; unknowingly walking into a death trap
--
Ozzy: I like Eminem

Jamie: Really? I prefer Skittles

Cherry: No, he means the rapper-

Char: Why would he EAT the WRAPPER??
--
PC: My expectations for these runts are low, but they can go even lower than Earth's core itself
--
Psycho: Sure, you're verified on YouTube. But are you verified in the eyes of GOD?
--
PC, glaring at the contestants with a gun in hand: Go to sleep. This isn't a request. It's a threat
--
Cherry: Are you having a hysterical episode again?

Psycho, shakily but slightly crazed: A hysterical episode?

Psycho: I'm having a hysterical series, and we're only on season one!
--
Psycho: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over some things to get very tilted at the towers

Cherry: Uh, this isn't really tilted..

Jamie: Or a tower..

Psycho: Well, it's a gamer pad. Not many people come in here because when I try to playfully flirting with them, I get friend-zoned. But that's alright

Ozzy: I'd like to be in the friend-zone! I like friends!

Psycho: It's..not as pleasant as you may think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an object. Sometimes, I wish I could be more than just an "item" to these people, but being a gamer and mostly self-centered; I don't get that kind of respect

Ozzy: I'm not a gamer..! Maybe they'll respect me?

PC, butting in: *scoffs* The chances are very slim, Ozzy
--
Aria, slightly panicking: REMAIN CALM!

*accidentally hits Psy in the face with a frying pan*
--
Psycho: Cherry has given me this rock!

Seb: Cool..?

Cherry: I threw it at you! On accident, by the way!

Seb:..??

Psycho: Isn't she the nicest?
--
PC: I'm bored. Any suggestions?

Parasite: Sleep? Torture more?

PC: I have acknowledged your suggestions..and I refuse to do them
--
Michou: They're speaking some kind of foreign language!

Cherry: Don't worry, I can handle them!

Michou: How?

Cherry: I'm part Spanish, so that counts
--
PC: You want some tea?

Char/Psy: What are our options?

PC: A simple yes or no..?
--
Cherry: Well, I can either do something really dumb that could most likely get me hurt; or I could NOT do what I'm about to do, and listen to Seb

Aria: Well, there's CLEARLY a right answer her, Cherry!

Cherry: Yep!

*pours a four pack of Mentos into a big glass of Diet Coke*
--
Momo: The hell? Is this even safe?!

Psycho: It's better than most vitamins in those pesky bottles..

PC: KEEP TWISTING, OZZY! ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET IS CLICKS!
--
Parasite: Are you gonna get up?

PC: Nah, I'm cool here on the floor
--
*getting ready to prank people*

Psycho: I'm so excited!

Cherry: Yeah! We're gonna prank a bunch of people, get a ton of laughs..

Psycho: Most likely get chased down by the police!

Both: Yeah!!
--
Jamie: Guys, I need help..

Seb: Love help?

Cherry: Financial help?

PC: Help hiding a body?

*everyone glares at PC*

PC: What??
--
PC, pretending to be a computer: Please enter your password.

Cherry: *types in her gf's name*

PC: Your password is too weak

Cherry: *offended gasp* HOW F&CKING DARE YOU!
--
Aria: Remember, violence is NOT the answer!

Psycho: You're right! It's not!

Aria: Cool. Now, onto the next lesson-

PC: Violence is the question..and the answer is YES!

Aria/Psycho: PC! NO-
--
Everyone: PC, what's your body count?

PC: You mean sexually or in terms of murder?
--
PC: My mentality has let me live another day, and I'm gonna make it hell for everyone..
--
*Psy is drunk*

Psycho: I want someone to go to the art museum and kiss me

Jamie, playing along: But they said not to touch the masterpieces!

Psycho: Well SOMEONE has to pin me to the wall!

PC, to themselves: God damn it, those love-birds are f%cking around in the museum again
--
*the group is at a party, but someone got murdered*

Seb: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who could be murdered next. Who's to say YOU'RE not the killer?

Psycho: It's murder, not identity fraud. I'll be fine

Char: Well, what about Jamie? No one suspects them?!

Michou: And, PC has a knife and gun on them

PC: For fun! Not for murder!
--
PC: Well, Psy, if you're so smart..tell me what happens if I chug a whole gallon of chloroform

Psycho: Well, uh..have you ever been to an asylum?

PC: No, but my mom had supposedly gone there!

Cherry: That is the WORSE response to a question EVER
--
PC: Sometimes..I wonder if I'm hearing voices..

PC: Then I remember it's my stupid parasite wanting me to get up and murder one of the runts in the middle of the night
--
Jamie: What are you eating?

Psycho: It's really salty, you wouldn't like it

Jamie: Well, I like YOU. Don't I?

Psycho:...
--
PC: I have no friends..bummer

Parasite: B^tch, what am I?! A ROACH!?
--
Jamie: You look mentally ill..

Psycho: I am. Let's go
--
Momo: What does "take-out" mean?

Ozzy: Food

Psycho: Dating

PC: Murder

...

PC: Or all three if you're not a coward
--
Seb, pointing to his charred sketchbook: Guys, EXPLAIN THIS!

Everyone: It was PC

PC: You little f%cking snitches
--
PC, watching power lines go down around them: Look worms! The town is exploding! Pretty, right?
--
Jamie: Is the plural form of milf/dilf.. milfs/dilfs? Or milves/dilves?

Ozzy: Milfs

Psycho: Milf/dilf is an acronym. You can't make an acronym plural!

Jamie: They're acronyms?? What do they stand for?

PC, not understanding the actual meaning: Mom In Late Forties/Dad In Late Forties..

...

PC: I got this from a video I watched about a month ago

Psycho: No, it's Mom/Dad I'd Like to F^ck

Jamie: WAIT, WHAT THE F#CK?!

Jamie: I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS THE DEFINITION!

PC: Wait, it's not Mom/Dad In Late Forties??

Psycho: NO! IT ISN'T!

PC: THE VIDEO LIED TO ME-!

Psycho: Wait, PC-

PC: THIS IS WHY I DON'T CALL PEOPLE MILFS/DILFS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A HARMLESS PHRASE WITH A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL UNDERTONE!

Char: I'm kinda shocked that this is all coming from them..

PC: WELL SH^T! NOW I CAN'T CALL ANY WOMAN/MAN A MILF/DILF BECAUSE OF THAT MEANING. I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Jamie: I think Milf/Dilf is ruined for me..

Psycho: HOW!? THAT'S IT ACTUAL DEFINITION!

Cherry: The hell did I walk in to??
--
*Psycho peeled a bunch of oranges and Jamie walks in on him*

Jamie: Psy, I love you..but what the actual HELL?!

Psycho: Oh, love you too~!
--
Parasite, impaling PC for misbehaving: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SH%T!

PC: NO! LET ME WITNESS THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS WITHOUT BEING IMPALED!
--
PC: The hell is "sexting"?

Psycho: I am NOT going to explain that to you..
--
????: What were your parents like?

PC: What are parents??

Psycho: Damn..didn't think they'd go that far..
--
Cherry: Here, we have the lovely couple..

Psycho: Love you..~

Jamie: You too!

Cherry: And then..we have..them

PC: WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T INTERFERE WITH MY FIGHTS, I'D HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE!

???: WELL, THEN STOP FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES SO MUCH AS FIVE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!
--
Ozzy: Name a city in Oklahoma

Lyri: Uh..-

Psycho: OKLAHOMA CITY, B^TCH!
--
???: PC, you love me..right?

PC: While I would LOVE to say yes, I feel like this is going somewhere I'm gonna regret..
--
Seb: Your smile? It makes my day

Aria: Your happiness? I live for it

PC: A room? Get one

Cherry: Hotel? Trivago
--
Psycho: Flavored milk doesn't taste like the flavoring of the thing, or milk

Cherry: Psy..for the last time..GO TO SLEEP!
--
Aria: You really put aside everything for me? Wait..how'd you get here so fast..??

Psycho: Four traffic violations

Cherry: Two accounts of resisting arrest

Seb: About thirteen cans of Pepsi

Char: And that's not our car
--
Cherry: Where did PC go?

Psycho: They're running from the police..

Jamie: Why-?

*window breaks abruptly*

PC: MOVE TWERPS! APPARENTLY IT'S ILLEGAL TO STEAL FOOD FROM A GROCERY STORE AND THROW THEM AT PEOPLE!
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Try to guess who ??? is..lol