ichiya X erza....

*couldnt find a good pic*

oh god.. do u guys want me to say everything i hate about this ship????????? ichiya is sooooo ugly and creepy it would surprise me if death left him alone forever!!! he sniffs every girl he sees and says''meeeen'' who doesnt find that creepy!?!? And in edolas we met his counter part.... the ichiya cat......... that guy is the exact replica of ichiya!!!! why cant they leave me alone!!!!! go after ur flirty guys instead!!!! they wil do anything for u!!!!!!Probably do yaoi for u too!!!!!wouldnt surprise me.... considering the little thing we saw at the grand magic games with eve and u in the bathtub......... that was scary!!!!!! the only thing that can defeat me just with a glance is 2 ichiyas!!!!! Just looking at them makes me want to vomit and die!!!!!! oh and whats up with his face !?!? he looks like a troll and bacchus couldnt eve tell if it was a guy or a troll.

''parfuuuuummmm''

Erza: ooooh god!!! hide me or kill him!!!!!!

ichiya: are u talking about me lovely

Erza: Kyouka!!!!! remove my vision please!!!!!!!!*requips into arma dura fairy armor* die ichiya!!!!!

ichiya: meeeeen....... ur parfum is intoxicating...

kyouka: ill incinerate him instead!!!

erza: yesssss please!!!!!!!

so after what u just heard, u can tell this is the ship i hate the most!!!!!!!!!!