NARRATOR
One day, Eren Jaeger was captured like the little bitch he is, but he also dragged Erwin into this mess because he was defenseless without his arm and afterwards, Levi decided that he should've broken his legs. But anyways, one day, Erwin and Eren get captured. Levi decided he doesn't like this and goes to rescue them. He eventually does with the help of his comrades, and now we see their reunion.

(Curtain opens to show EREN and ERWIN chained up to a wall. LEVI enters the stage with 3DMG blades at the ready and cuts them loose.)

LEVI
(coldly)
That'll teach them never to touch someone I care about.

(EREN looks up hopefully at Levi.)

EREN
(fondly)
AW! I care about you, too, Captain!

LEVI
I was talking about Erwin . . .

EREN
Oh.

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Thought I'd try out my screenplay writing skills by writing funny weird stuff xD