Chapter 54

Have another!

Warning: OOC, random craziness, Error past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, racism mention, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, sexual moments mentioned, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, possible musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

Error/Moxxie speaking

Singing

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"That was the best sleep over ever!" Blitz sitting at the table.

"Heck yeah Blitz! Should do this again!" Millie making coffee for all them.

Loona rolled her eyes as she text.

Moxxie just listens as he finished cooking breakfast.

Last, night after work Blitz and Loona decided to, uninvited, come over for dinner. Their reason, well Blitz, reason. Bonding time. Along with probably capture rats. Eh either way it went alright.

Alright as in nothing got destroyed, burn down, thrown out the window or lose any kind of furniture.

Did feel a bit uncomfortable since at this certain time he like to go in his room. Yet, he didn't. Mostly so he wouldn't have to hear Blitz complain or try to take his door down. That would have been interesting to watch. Besides that could say a bit of fun.

Just chat, talk shit whatever on TV, and at one point a game of UNO.

There was mix reaction with that game and almost threw it out the window.

All and all it was actually a good night. The three of them passed out in the living room and didn't bother moving them. Besides move bottles away to not any broken glass. Then went to his room, set a timer and did do some Flaw work till he left his room to cook breakfast.

Moxxie place the bacon, eggs and toast down. Let's them eat while he makes his own cup of coffee. Add a bit of chocolate syrup in it.

"Hey Mox come eat."

"I'm good. Yall dig up."

Millie gave him pout.

Blitz biting into his toast and ready to say something.

Loona reach over to grab Moxxie and sat him down. "Eat fatty before I hear Blitz bitch about health and shit."

"Aww my Little Loona cares!"

"Shut up!"

Moxxie rolled his eyes and ate the toast.

Once, everything was clean up they all piled up in Blitz van to head to work. Talk or listening to the radio.

Then a song called "Mustang Dang" was on the radio.

"I love this !" Blitzo poorly singing along with it." You were a spicy little- uh- with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!"

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Moxxie just closed his eyes and wonder how he sang the musical well but not this. Eh then again this was just for fun singing.

"Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare..."

The Van drive into an old crowded parking lot. Right by the building IMP works at. Their van heading straight to their parking lot.

"Thoooought it might be love, but you went-"

Then out of know where a pink car zooms into their parking space.

"Unholy shit, fu-"Blitzo yells and slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop.

The rest startled and held on till the van stop. Blitz turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate.

SUCKS-4-LIFE.

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!"

While all this is happening. The steps out of her front car seat with high heels, fluffy pink fur coat, long white and pink hair, and a pair of round shades with pink heart designs lenses.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitz looked really shock.

The other two girls looked in shock to see her. Moxxie was on his phone while this conversation was happening. Nope he doesn't want to see what madness will lead too. Going to try hard not to look.

"Blitzo." The hot pink succubus looked at him as she blew a bubble.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is," Blitzo falls out the window, His face plants onto the ground before standing up."...three rings DOWN!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. "So, your sister says "Hi"."

Moxxie freeze. Wait she knows Barbie Wire?

"-This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick it has my name on it." Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground." I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"

"Awww, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..." Verosika began to rant and soon Blitz says it along with her. Like her heard it so many times."- three rings to and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

Okay that sounds very familiar. Moxxie rubs his cheek and looks over at the succubus. She was glaring down at Blitz. Really familiar. Watch her flip Blitz off with the bird. Glance to see how Loona lowers her head in the van. Blinks while listening to Blitz bitch then see someone else following Blitz. Same with Loona as her ear perked up.

A towering muscular hello hound man with a scar on the left eye appears behind Blitz and growls. "You'll what?"

"Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom. Then back to normal.

Moxxie rubs his eyes. Maybe he should start going back to two hour naps.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound . Unlike you, he actually does his job well. Ta-ta, fuck stain." The two leave together.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

Loona kicks van door open. "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

"Huh...? Oh yeah, her, yeah. We dated."

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitz asked them

"Hellooo, its Verosika Mayday?"

"It's you?"

"Wow! Why can't you stop asking questions like Mox! Look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

"You do that all the time, sir."

"Come on, you kind of do that."

"You totally do that."

"What was sex with her like?"

"Millie?"

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like?"

"I said I wouldn't mind talking to the real Phantom!"

"And get a kiss."

Moxxie grumble and kick the ground. Light flushed. What? He like the Phantom of the Opera from the book, musical and movie! Would be an interesting character to talk too.

"Okay, look, let's just drop it! Mox will talk about your mask man rope kinks another time-"

"How that a kink?"

"-Millie, find a temporary spot for that truck." Tosses the keys to Millie. "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."

Soon after the three came out the elevator on their floor. Moxxie glance to see how Loona was acting very odd.

"Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!" Had her head down as she use her mane to hide her face.

"Look fine Pup."

"Mox right! You look perfect, Loonie! Like always!"

"Shut UP, da-"Loon scowl when she sees Blitz give her that look. Then shoves him away. "Urgh! Blitzo! Fatass stop encouraging him!"

"That would mean he actually listen to everything I said." Moxxie looks at Blitz, who was still on the ground with that stupid look. He snorts. Got give the guy credit for loving his kid.

"Oof! Oh. Woah..."

Moxxie looks up too see it was that hellhound from before. Wait? Is Loona tail wagging? Then Blitz stands back up with that smiles. Then he gasps in shock and quickly get between the pair his arms out. Loona look ready to strangle him. While Vortex stared at him with calm look.

"Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

"She's in her office." Vortex motions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from I.M.P office room. They defiantly got to work fast. "There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."

"Oh, COME ON!"

"Sorry, man." Vortex walks away.

Blitzo muttered, "Oh, no you don't, bitch."

"Wouldn't it be bastered?"

"Shut up Moxxie."

Moxxie shrugged and glance at the door. "Sir, how about you let me talk to them."

Blitz to busy grumbling and glaring at the door. Loona just looks annoyed.

Moxxie walks over to the "V" and "M" room. Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of succubus, incubus.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it?" Moxxie stared at them all with his usual bored look. "I work for , and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"

"Aw, look at the little one. They got a cute pair of glasses."

"Dress like one of those librarian with a pretty scary."

"My, my most like pain to have that pretty tear tattoo."

"Want a kissy, little one."

"You all done." Moxxie stared at them all bored and not phased. "If I wanted to be talk in an insulted cute tone would have gone back to listening to pricks at high school."

"Like your limp dick boss?" Verosika smirked at him. Something seem familiar about them?

"Blitz is a fool but I can deal with him."

"I'm actually going to be nice little Imp." Verosika leans down to stare at him. Her smirk gone. "If I were you. I would leave now. That prick going to drag your little crew to the ground. Blitz only cares about himself. Take it from someone who dealt with his crap."

"Whatever issues you two have. That between you both. But I'm not hear to comment you two relationship. Its business. That's spots ours."

"Well too bad it's ours. So, tell your boss to buzz off. Same with you little midget-"

Door slam open.

"Stop, talking down to my employee bitch!"

"Sir, I don't need your help." Moxxie took a long mental breath. Till he was grabbed by Blitz and pushed out the room.

"I'll handle this! Make sure Loona doesn't follow that bitch!"

"Bastered."

"You know what I mean!" Slam the door.

Moxxie sighs and goes to find Loona. Find he'll let him handle this.

Never mind he shouldn't have let him handle this.

Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard holding a pointer stick. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen. "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it! They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet. We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face. Do you have any questions?"

"Why don't just throw in rats too with this plan." Moxxie rubs his forehead.

"I'm not that cruel Moxxie! Plus, those little shits been getting out the traps!"

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona looked up from her phone.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable Goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

[Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the forth wall and stare at the 'camera']

"Well, I- I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along." Loona back at the three.

"Wait, say that again."

"I can... blend in...?"

"Do you have a human disguise?"

"Yeah. Don't you?"

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

"You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time without human disguises?!" Loona looked at them like they were idiots.

"Okay, new plan!" Quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them. "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

"Flawless logic." Millie grinned.

"But we need lots of clients to get a lot of kills to win this 'bet'. We can't just massacre up there." Moxxie looked at him.

"I got that covered, Mox."

He defiantly did have it cover by using a poorly spell, doodle flyer. After they get all the clients names on the kill list. They left the next day to start the spring break kills.

One portal later arriving at a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relaxing, talking, kissing, playing games and just enjoying the beach life. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"Should have brought disguises."

"We can deal with that another time. Were already here so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?" Blitz looked at his daughter.

"Got it." After one sniff of the list. She stands up and in a swirling flash of blue fire. She transforms into a human version of herself that look a bit shorter, head shaved on the right side but still has her voluminous white hair. The imps stare in shock.

"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look downright awful!"

Moxxie thrust an elbow to his side. "She fine sir."

"Both of you shut up." Loona snarled as her human eyes glared at them.

"I just am so proud of you! Now, fetch!

Nine human killed trying to get with Loona later.

The team back under the docks. Blitz and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body while Moxxie gets another weapon ready.

"That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch that many-"

Then a voice could be heard in the stage area of the beach from the speakers.

"Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" Verosika comes out as the smoke leaves in her human form. Skin tone now a light brown, hair an ombre-blond with different tones of pink and auburn roots, along with a different outfit.

The audience cheers crazily and shouting out her name.

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

"Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the stage screens.

Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, literally foaming at the mouth.

"Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. V-time, free time, baby relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D."

While Verosika was singing the humans around were either make out, kiss, hug, grind on each other or listening to the song. Oh and Verosika crew helping out along in the audience.

"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now she's going to win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" Blitz not happy and right by a human vomiting. "He on the list, Loonie?"

"Huh? Yeah... I- I think so." Loona looked distracted.

"Good!" He takes out a red and black axe.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" The human laughs.

"Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?" Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one, Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where-"

He turn and doesn't see Loona. Dad panic mode activated.

"Wha-- Wha-- Wh--WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!"

"Look!" Millie points out to the crowd.

Blitz looks to see his daughter with the humans. Yet, he sees her approaching a dark-skin muscular human that look very familiar. Sees the scar on the left eye. Panic turns to seething anger.

"Blitz where you going?"

"Getting my kid back!"

"But sir-"Sees he not stopping and groan. "Damn protective dad mode."

Helps Millie put the bodies away behind some metal cans. He glance over and see Blitz, in the open, arguing with Loona, and a human version Vortex.

"And we've lost him. It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done." Millie fist in the air and pull to a one arm hug. "Makin' the moneys!"

Moxxie chuckles and toss her a dagger.

One icream shop massacre later and a few other along the way. Things were going well for the pair. Went back to the beach.

"-You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"

Moxxie stop halfway and watch Blitz, Loona arguing,

"It still counts!"

"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't now!" Loona turn away and didn't see Blitz hurt look.

Moxxie ready to walk over and wanted to do something. But pulled away by Millie as the pair hid behind some barrels on a table.

"Why you freeze out there?" Millie asked him.

"They were fighting." Moxxie glance back out over the barrel

"It was going to happen Mox." She stared at him with her own look as she got a crossbow ready for him. "Will help afterwards mister this isn't a family."

Moxxie rolled his eyes at the familiar smirk and took the crossbow. "It's not."

He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

"WOOOO! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiiis!"

The man knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. He shakes his head from the impact and being covered in sand

"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!"

"No, I think that a fancy looking fox with glasses!"

"Wicked!"

How drunk and blind are these humans?! Moxxie gets up and ready to get away. Till he was caught by his tail.

Moxxie screeches!

"AHHHH PUT IT IN THE BARREL!"

"MY EARS!"

The screen that said 'Fuck Blitzo" broke on stage along with the lights.

"MY GLASSES!"

"MY PHONE! MY PHONE CRACK!"

Moxxie was thrown in the barrel of beer and hissing around inside it. Was a bit cramped and didn't like the smell. Along with still not happy being toughed like that! A lot of throwing around inside the barrel so couldn't properly take the lid off. Or hit it. Open his mouth and hissed in disgust drinking this cheap junk. Finally, the barrel stop moving. Punch the lid off and jump out of it. Land on all fours, soak in bear, and not a happy Imp.

"Moxxie!"

Moxxie hisses at Millie and swiped at her. Still on all fours and tail wagging not too happy at the moment.

Millie jump back and stared at her friend. Frown and glared at the directions of the humans. Have a few idea why he went feral mode. Goes to her pouch and pull out a small chocolate bar. Unwrapped it and kneel down. "Look Moxxie chocolate."

Moxxie senses smell the chocolate and slowly approached. Sees the chocolate and swiped it away. Let out a happy growl and bite into it. His tail wagged happily.

The raven head imp couldn't help but cooed and wish she brought her phone. Very thankful she remember what Maria told her and Sallie if he ever goes 'feral'. At least not too bad.

Then a fish monster emerges from the ocean.

Millie gap.

The humans stared in shock.

Verosika and her gang has a 'oh shit' look.

Blitz done choking a man and eyes widen at the sight.

The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. The fish monster roars.

Moxxie half confused and tilt his head. Let out a confused chirp.

The monster tongue grabs Moxxie and now inside its mouth.

Moxxie very confused still but then pissed that their chocolate gone. Bit the tongue very hard.

Monster let a not so happy roar from what's going on inside. Along with being hit with a Molotov. Then began to get stab a lot.

When Millie began to open the monster mouth open to save Moxxie. They did so on their own in pain.

Moxxie just tore the monster's uvula off and covered in blood. He snarled and spits it out. Looks over and chirped happily to see the one who gave them chocolate.

Millie reaches out to grabs hold of Moxxie and slices the tongue off. The monster roar with another new pain and shakes around. It made Moxxie and the tongue fly in the air. While Millie started to beat up the fish monster.

Moxxie lands into Blitz arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitz kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance.

Moxxie chirped at Blitz and snarled.

"Oh gosh you're feral again!" Blitz pulled out a chocolate bar from his pocket. Already learn quickly how to not get his ass handed when he not like this. At least not too far away in this stage of his mind. Snatch away. Now has a slightly calmer feral imp in his arms. Happily got chocolate again. Blitz rolled his eyes and pat their head. "You are so lucky you are cute."

"HISSS!"

"Yeah, yeah I'm hot too. We can talk about that another time."

Monster roars in pain, and dying, as their stomach was slice from the inside. Then sinks down into the ocean. Millie was seen coming back on shore and was very tired.

"Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!" Blitz hollored out to her.

"Is Mox okay?"

"Oh, yeah. He's fine." Throws him to Millie.

Millie holds Moxxie who still eating his chocolate. He let out a happy growl and nuzzle her. Happy she back. Millie laughs happily holding her friend. Relieved him not minding her touch at the moment.

"Ooookay, this is enough cute wholesome junk today."

"Blitzo."

"Oh perfect." Blitz turned around and glared at Verosika, along with her crew, Millie had a similar look as she place Moxxie down. Still happily eating his chocolate. "That must be the whores!"

"That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?"

"I don't think this belonged to any of us." Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to her own shorter companion. "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

Verosika twitch and her crew looked a bit worry. "Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"

"AHHHH IT THE BANSHEE FOX!"

"NO, BANSHEE POSSUM!"

The humans screamed when they saw Moxxie and ran away.

"You got to kidding me." Verosika twitches and look at that imp. Then Blitz blocked her view.

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space." Blitz walk up to her and hand out.

"...Fine."

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!

"Fuck YEAH!"

"IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!"

"Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!" Verosika yelled for him.

We see Loona and Vortex were talking. Then both stopped.

"Well, guess it's time to bounce, but hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime." Vortex looked at Loona. The two already traded numbers.

"Really?" Loona voice excited then quickly chilled it down. "I mean, heh yeah. Yeah."

"Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties."

Loona dejected. "Nice. Can't wait for my first one."

Vortex chuckles and nudge her. "Let's get you some friends, girl."

Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitz as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.

"Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!" Blitz yelled for her as Millie jumps in the portal holding Moxxie. Blitz jumps in next. Loona fall through the portal.

Blitz quickly jumps out to flip too double birds at Verosika and goes back through at the portal closes.

"Why fatty like that?" Loona points at Moxxie acting like animal.

"Someone touch him."

"So, how long will he be like this?"

"I say two or three chocolate bars should cover it."

"HISSSS!"

"No, you are not getting four!"

"Chirp?"

"Fine, your chocolate maniac! Stop with the look!"

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Done!

Verosika arrived again! She still can't put two and two together. It was a long time ago. Plus, blackout drunk.

One memorable Spring break this will be for the humans.

Blitz and Loona did talk later what happen.

Moxxie eventually went back to 'normal' some point. So, don't worry about it!

Any questions?

Until next time!

Bye, bye!