Chapter 101

Let's get it going!

Warning: OOC, random craziness, Error past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, sexual moments mentioned, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, possible musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

Error/Moxxie speaking

Voices/flashback/Text

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"Shut up."

Moxxie twitch as they hear laughter on the other side of the phone.  Pause to finish an order they were working on.

"This is just priceless! I can't hahaha!"

"I will hang up."

"Foxy! You had a daydream about your sexy cowboy! Hahaha! This is beautiful! You actually do have a naughty side!"

"He is not my sexy cowboy, and it wasn't naughty!"

Only been three days and this is now brought up. Again!

"Hmm true at least PG-13 level. Here I thought your just innocent, oblivious little imp. Just a very late bloomer."

"What the heck does that have to do with anything!"

"Scratch that still oblivious. But hey many like that."

"Scar." Let out an annoyed hiss as they continued to hear the Wrath imp laughing her ass off.

"What! I'm giving you my honest opinion. You had an innocent daydream. Nothing wrong with that besides it being too soft. Not like you can be arrested or anything. Unless you write it down and someone finds it. Then just embarrassment."

"Why am I talking to you about this?" Rub the crest between their eyes.

"Because your boss can't keep his mouth shut when Sis told me. You're also not hanging up either."

Right Blitzo did say that junk around Millie, Loona what they miss. How it was a funny story of misinterpretation. Almost threw him out the window. Striker just told Blitzo to stay away from Bombproof. Along with telling them to disregard what they said. It was nothing just an accident! Now Blitzo staying far away from the two of them.

Smart move.

A little put out Millie told her sister. But let it be. Can't do anything about it. Plus, not the biggest issue. Besides Scar now teasing them.

Plus, betting their horns either Blitzo, or Loona if she told Octavia, said something. Because even Stolas found out! Want to know how awkward that was? It was very awkward and Stolas being extra weird. Or could just be stress piling up with thing happening in their life.

"Probably annoyed her till she talks about work today."

"Not fully wrong there. But it was just talking you know. Then I was being so sweet to wait and call you up on this delicious news."

"You're sick."

"Like your boss."

"Hate to break it to you. You're not close to that level of his. About to put duct tape on that mouth of his." The last time they almost did with the money issues. Will not let Blitzo make another stupid purchase like that again. At least after when the stupid bills are paid each month.

"Be careful he might like it."

"I do not want to know how you know that."

"Well, you see- "

"Scar."

"Okay, okay. Sourpuss."

"Congratulation learn an awful secret of me being a buzzkill." Roll their eyes and goes back to work.

"Or a wimp running away from your feelings"

"Learn my awful secret want to add a sarcastic prick as well."

"Wow! You really do like him!"

"I don- "

"Moxxie come on! You're trying so hard to deny it. You are going hard on the vicious marks on not me but on yourself. Then normal."

"What about it."

"Why not give it a shot."

"Not you too."

"Come on! What the worse that can happen?"

"Loose a friendship. Be a fool. Got them to waste their time with me. Ill mess it up like be-"

"Okay, forget that last question. It didn't happen the past 30 seconds. How about this? We make a dating plan for you to asked them out. Unless he does it first,"

"End me."

"Not today! I got a notebook and everything. Option 1- "

CRASH!

A sinner groan in pain being thrown out the window. No, body bother to help out outside along with inside.

"I won looser." Striker sneered as he smacks his hands together. Then grab the extra dart and thrown it at the dartboard.

Center point.

Just like the others.

Yeah, just showing off at this point.

Just went to one of the bars that was a bit farther away from Imp City. Let Bombproof stay home to rest.

Didn't care which bar to go to but get a damn drink. Not caring about looks here, there if they cross by a sinner.  Found a random one and stayed for not to long. Get a drink. Got it extra half-off adding a little charm with a nice tip. Then some idiot sinner not keeping their mouth shut at the dartboard. Just let it be since he been annoyed worse. Till they point at him for a challenge. Only was going to decline not in the mood.

Till that sinner rant their mouth off about low born hellborn. Including ones that were half-breeds.

Decided to put them in their place, along with winnings.

By the way beat them very easily. Critter would been a better challenge. Then the sinner got to be a sore looser not wanting to pay.

Decided to show him what happens when you don't stick to your end of a deal.

Grab the souls on the table. Walk back to the bar counter and sat down. Snap his finger at the bartender. "Another whiskey madam."

The sinner nods and makes his drink.

Pay her up along with a tip. Glance at the liquid inside the cup. The golden liquid moving around. Took a gulp.

It was alright.

Maria whiskey are better.

Aunty.

Clutch the cup a little tightly as a memory decided to pop up. As if he got enough on his plate and that stupid incident at the office. Now that is back again.

Alright he'll admit not his smartest move that day. If he had a better brain at the time. Would have made a copy. Then again was a mess since it was his mother funeral day. Along with just stupid enough to not even make another. He wouldn't be surprised if she torn it apart or burn it. Look high and low for the piece of paper. Or when she visits Pride City for Moxxie and Ivy.

Ivy.

That tumbleweed.

He swears what is Maria thinking or even that tumbleweed.

Look it's not like he has anything against the pair. Nothing to do with gender, sexuality or any of that list.  Even if that weed seems to be wary about him. Not as open. Defiantly a rose you wouldn't want to pick up unless you want to deal with her thorns. Would fit in decently well in Wrath if he for real.

But that not the case.

Hellborns can grow, age and they can die naturally. If you don't count weapons, magic, sickness and angel weapons. Even the Goetias and stronger hellborns like them can die. Just a little tougher.

Sinners stay the same age and are 'immortal' to a certain degree.

Wherever that death leads to but that not the point.

Why are they both risking this?

It's not like their the first to do something like this. Sinners and hellborns getting together to have some fun are one thing. Sinners defiantly chasing after a Succubus, incubus or be the other way around sometimes. Got some want to be 'adventures' and go further. Then you got jobs up here. That just varies and depend on the job.  But a relationship. A serious one. You're risking a lot. Along with each other.

Why go through that?

Sure, it's questions he thought a few times. But either brush it away or push it down for the Critter's sake. Look he is grateful she gave his Critter a job and treats him well normal. Now look at it. Fits so dang well like she was already another Aunt or mother.

Wonder what his mother would have think about all this. Besides support Maria on the relationship. Maybe threaten the weed if she ever hurts her dear friend-sister. Probably would have given Ivy approval thumbs up after the threats. Can already see it. So, protective. Both of them were with each other for as long as he can remember. Then it was him and Moxxie. Crazy right.

Well, he may have done most of the protection when they were younger. But the little Critter defiantly surprised him so many times.

The time in the mine cave with those dynamites. That was epic if slightly terrifying.

Another with those rats that corner them.

Another time with those hell coyotes that he swears to this day were not normal. Or could be lava rabies.

Would be so shocked and hide it away. Saying he would do it better, cooler, or faster. Try to hide the small jealously he would have against the smaller imp. Then would just bury away like it was nothing. The two of them just were great at what they did.

A great pair together.

Damn he needs either a stronger drink or go get laid.

"-Making you two a great pair. Now there is plan seventeen that can mix with plan five."

"Scar I am now slightly scared how long you been wanting this to happen." In a shock stage of so much planning they been doing. Or just experience from all the dates she been on.

"Hey, got to past the time. I do this stuff even with my siblings. Even Mil and I did it with our older bro."

"Shippers."

"Another was with your boss."

"I'm begging you to now stop."

"I don't know. I'm waiting to hear that plead cracking past your lips."

"I hope some hell rats ruin your next make-out sessions."

"Woah now! Isn't that cruel."

"No, call it torture for the rats to watch you devour someone face."

"Your little pipsqueak! I'm going to throttle you next time!"

BEEP!

"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system (insert number) is not available. At the tone, please record your message- "

"DID YOU ACTUALLY RECORD THIS FOXXIE?!"

"-you may hang up or press 1 for more options."

"Oh, you little smartass! I'm getting you back for this!"

"Press 1 for more options."

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Done!

Moxxie/Error the little beast actually did record this along with the other options. Just wanted out this talk.

Sallie May just shock they did that even after picking the options.

Striker got a lot on his mind. Along with curious questions to wonder about.

How will Maria and Ivy relationship work indeed? Or taken care.

Any questions?

Until next time.

Bye, bye