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Warning: OOC, random craziness, past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, sexual interaction and themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

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Ralphie x Moxxie of the kissing continuation Part 9
((Note: OOC moments
Note 2: Yes, this was the winner.
Note 3: Will be short and not as detailed as it was one those, I wasn't sure but try.))

Ralphie expected many things to happen in his life.

Now, if only someone told him in the future you are going to be drinking with your deceased wife killer who a demon. Well, he wouldn't know what to feel. Probably wonder if he ate some shrooms.

The only reason he and the kids survived is because that Imp let them live. Didn't call the cops. After a very, very long talk he had in private with the imp. Moxxie.

That little shit scarier than he looks.

So, he and his children got to live. Move to start over after one extravagant funeral. At the same time learn his wife has been cheating with him. In hindsight he probably should have saw that happening. It did hurt him a bit as he was a family man. None the less, while he was angry, he got to be there for his youngling.

Now Moxxie would do a surprise random visit.

Not like it was part of the deal. But the imp was useful at times if the kids needed to be watched for a few minutes. They seem to like him, after not being terrified. Moxxie not minding the kids but will snarl back at them when they act like woodland animals. Kind of a bit of a game.

Right now, both the kids were asleep while the pair were drinking, and eating left over pizza. Not sure how it got to this but doesn't care as Ralphie took another shot of gin as he rambles, Moxxie sitting their taking a sip of the drink in their human disguise, that not used for IMP, and chilling. It was an interesting day as they went with the kids to do a mini golf course event for school. Ralphie pulled a, your surprise visit now a four-team player group for school and drag them in it.

Came in third place so can't complain.

"I don't know I got it in me to date again. Let alone see if they can match our hobbies to say the least." Yes, the worshipping cult part did hold back. But hunting is a whole other story. It's not like there being cannibals 24/7. The kids are getting picky about it. "Plus, I don't know I have the touch anymore?"

"Do I even want to know what that means?" Moxxie took a bite of the pizza that was ordered. Dip it in the chocolate sauce.

Ralphie grunts. "You know wooing them in. I'm not young like I used to be. Plus, it's been months now after Martha death."

"Do you want to date?"

A small shrugged. "At this point was going to wait year or two."

Martha was still his wife, and friend before. It is not like they weren't strangers. But they seem to still keep some secrets from the other.

"Okay you answer one question."

"Yippie." Look back at them and cringe. "How can you eat it just like that?"

"It sweet." Bite into the chocolate dip pizza. "I think your best bet to give it a shot."

"Wow full of wisdom." The alcohol is getting there now. "I'm also talking about the bedroom."

"I'm going to skip that part."

"Are you for real right now?"

"Yes." Roll their eyes. "Kissing I can somewhat talk about. After that go to the internet or your buddies for advice."

"You are one odd demon."

"That I am... What you doing?" Not moving their head but glance to the side how the human to close. Eyes lids squinch tighter. Can smell the alcohol for sure.

Try to poke their freckle check, "I'm not into dudes but you do kind a look what that word. Androgynes. Would have probably tried to grab a smooch from you if I didn't notice."

Stare with a twitch. "Have you been talking to any other demons?"

"Don't you count."

"Fair." Okay. Okay. Maybe they are letting this kissing thing go a bit overboard. Not all of is connected to Blitz. I mean was that Yeti bird in the janitor closet. Then that other kiss way back before meeting Blitz.

"Soooooo...Want to kiss?"

"Are you going to annoy the Hell out of me?"

"Maybe."

"How drunk are you?"

"I'm in between curiosity and fuck it to try once." Miss poking the freckle again. "Plus, I did beat you in the golf course."

"Your kid had the highest score."

"Yeah, but our bet was different."

"So, you want a kiss as a prize."

"Yep."

Stared a long time as at Took another shot of the drink. Not like it does do anything. Lift up one finger. "One kiss. No, complaint. No, shouting around you kiss a demon. If I find out your little cubs do a song like I saw Dad kissing an Imp. I will come after your weapons."

"Aren't you technically a human right now?" A note to self to lock up his weapons. Not like it can do much.

"Do you want a stupid kiss or not smart ass?"

"Is this a trick question? Is this a test?" Got to make sure.

"You're the one who asked it first. No, it's not a test. Im not grading you on kissing."

A bit nervous now. Sure, they can just let it sink to their drunken mind that they are staring at them as a human. Not a demon. A demon who is shorter but the human disguise gave them average height. Use little things to not think demon, and not a guy. "So, um how?"

"Just put your lip on my lip." Explain it very slowly.

"Okay now your being mean."

"You're asking me how to kiss someone."

"Well, yeah." What? He just wants to make sure. I mean for all he knows they kiss differently.

"It's not like my face a hellhound, avian or a serpent. Again, in a human disguise."

"I mean sure that make sense." Along with raising extra questions mix with his mind. So, many questions. "So, do I just do it?"

This is going to take forever.

Moxxie just grabs them by the collar of their shirt to be pulled down to a kiss.

Ralphie eyes budged open not expecting that at all.

It felt like no one else was kissing. Expect him not the one in charge usually. Sure, Martha would play around and the two would tease. It was fun moments to give their bedroom activity an extra push. After that he the one back in the game and being dominate.

Not this time.

No, the imp was good. Like wow they thought for a few seconds they were possibly an incubus instead. I mean you would think this could be possible like it for what they are. It was knocking his ass down from the unexpected force in the kiss when it got deeper.

Felt helpless and couldn't give you a good answer if it was good or bad.

Then it felt different. The other mouth was pressed deeper to his own with the tongue doing the same. Okay fine, nothing too weird about that. Until it felt like something else was moving and tracing around. Then it went down his own throat. It was like he was about to gag. Not in a bad way. At least he doesn't think it a bad way not to be suffocating. It's a sensation he couldn't describe. A reminder to breathe through his nose. Grip the arms of his chair tightly.

An experience that was not what he expected to come by at all.

Then in a second the other lip was gone when the other lip was off them.

Ralphie is no longer being kissed by the other. His eyes went very wide, chest heaving at what had just happened. It also tastes, felt like he was no longer intoxicated either. "What the hell?"

"There. Also, I think you'll be just fine." Went back to another slice of pizza and dipped it again in the sauce.

"...Why did I feel like you had five tongues?" Touch his mouth and stick his tongue out. He was just very confused. A bit turns on but the questions piled in his head seem to have beat it.

"I'm a demon."

Silent for a few seconds and grabbed his own slice of pizza. "No, what I'm not going to question that."

"Good."

"We don't ever speak of this."

"Speak of what?" Already playing along.

Raise a pizza up. "Exactly."

It was never brought back up again. Hey, Ralphie did find someone to give it a chance a few months later. Got her breathless too of a little trick he picks up.

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Done!

What do you all think of the cringe? No, we're not throwing Ralphie in the trying to get another kiss thing again. It was mostly a drunk turn sober experiment and bet.

Who is the next contestant? Choose wisely as this would be considered the last one...FOR SEASON 1! *Cackles with lightning in the background*
Moxxie/Error: *Just so done*You didn't do the fire chicken.

Hush for next season! So, pick who shall be the last one.

Stella.

Alessio.

Other Options? (For next season. Either it be new or we come back the ones already have been kissed! We shall see and vote again next time.)

Any questions?

Until next time.

Bye-Bye.