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Warning: OOC, random craziness, past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, sexual interaction and themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

Error/Moxxie/Others speaking

Voices/flashback/Text

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((Request by MyFirstWordWasPor Request: Maybe Error have a great family time with his Mothers? Like killing Rats into Bakery together? ))

Ivy was used to so much craziness in her life. Even before with Moxxie, Maria coming into her life. Still, she does believe a different version of crazy, madness arrived when she hired Moxxie but no regrets.

So, when seeing a familiar group of thieves trying to start problems. Again. Inside her shop. Can take care of it easily. Knock them around to get a grip. Not giving them drugs. Bother something else.

The usual.

Again, you would think these thieves get it through their skulls by now. Not giving away her garden of drugs. Especially the 'milk'. Still, got to give them some kind of credit as they do help with testing security. The many times they ran out in terror when Moxxie was around.

Those pricks threw in rats. RAT inside her café.

Everyone inside screaming, jumping on tables or got attack by the rats.

The thieves grab by Ivy vines from outside the shop, thrown very far she hopes they land on spikes, legs break. Immediately got everyone out, closed and start to get these little pesky out.

The wrathian rodents got smart. Should have expected that. Avoid her poison treats. The smallest space to duck away from the vines. Able to get them to block off the third floor. But the café and her second-floor home are in disaster. Many rat droppings, piss she found and had to clean out. Ingredients that will need to be thrown out as the rats getting to it. Trash all around.

It was day four when she knew she needed back up. Knows the right demons to call for this job.

Experts in this matter.

The best of the best.

Soldiers.

"I know what I'm asking is much. Many would not accept. Many would fall as they believe it'll be easy to beat them. Not us. Oh, not use for we know what the enemy like. The enemy that dares try to claim what many others have fallen to not get, take and capture. But not today as this shall be there last! Those little pestilences furry basters will not have this territory! We shall face them and tear their little asses apart! Put their heads on spikes as warning for the other rodents, and outsiders! To show we are not going down! Are you with me!" Ivy turns to her soldiers as her green glows bursting with energy, and rage. Ready to tear into these wretched beasts.

"Sunflower loves the hype up and the blood lust coming out. I'm restraining myself as we speak. But we better get to work before those rats procreate fast like rabbits. "Maria very amused with her arms crossed, Moxxie by her side, and Bolt panting as the 'pupils' look around the kitchen.

Ivy cheeks got a bit of color. Let out a cough as she nods her head. No, distraction. "Right let's get to work."

Moxxie, Bolt stay on the first floor. Ivy, Maria gets to work on the second floor.

"Bolt." Open a door for the basement below. "Hunt."

Bolt swarm inside the darkness as the door shut behind. Not too long after lot of screeches down below.

Moxxie let out a whistle. "Hey rodents I'm bacckkkkkk."

SQUEAK!

SQUEAK!

SQUEAK!

The weapon expert began to smirk viciously as they hear the sounds, eyes glowing in hidden spots. Pull out a familiar weapon in their inventory. Not their guns as they rarely used it on them and doesn't need to destroy the place. Wave the racket that filled with static.

Rats scramble out the walls to get away from a smell. Hisses, screeches scramble around till they pulled themselves out. When they reach freedom, many start to get trap in cages.

"Ivy it's clear here." Maria smiles big. Her homemade gas repellent still useful to get rodents out the walls. Can see the spots that will need to be patch up from the inside and out.

"Clear here too. That some very strong stuff." Ivy coming out the bedroom. Carry a crate while her vines held up a few.

"Pick up over the years how to get these little freaks. Especially when they would get into the garden patch and wheat." Maria taps the crate. "The vultures would get very excited."

"I bet for a free snack." Look back at her girlfriend. "Think we should go down to check on the others?"

Bolt tear a head off from a very huge rat. Possible mutated from all the crap around Pride.

Moxxie hit a few blades back with their racket as the rats threw them.

"Those two got this in the bag. Now I'm going to triple check around. If it in the clear will start to clean up here first. Order some food for us to chow. Will work below next. Get your place back running before you know it by the end of the week."

The plan sinner relaxes a bit. Her face softens as some of the stress came off her shoulder. "I owe you all big time and taking your time away."

"Hey, don't start that. We're all in this together even with rodents involved. Help each other out." Pat her arm. Then takes the crates from Ivy. "I already know how you can thank Moxxie, Bolt. For me just surprise me."

That won't be a problem for Ivy.

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((We got another one of if Moxxie/Error were in Blitz place instead. This time from the Short EP4 with the goats.
Note: Enjoy the madness.))

"Could have brought Loona."

"True but Loonie doesn't need to be here."

Moxxie sighs as they look back at the file that Millie typed out. Really, they shouldn't need their help to get one person. Hell, they made it clear only help with weapon issue and maybe emergency. Which hasn't happened for a while and like it. Not having to help with IMP. Until they jinx themselves.

"Alright! Let's go killed this drunk guy!"

One portal opens later to Earth that is nighttime in Mexico.

"Alright. Seems like this one nice and remote. Won't take us to," Cut off as Blitz falls down to the ground. Look at what made him trip and shouts very loud. "What the fuck are these things?!"

The group than realize they are surrounded by Earth animals just standing, baa and eating grass.

"Blitz these are goats. Goats from Earth." Moxxie rubbed their face but step away as one of them got to close. It was small. Small means young. Small like those fluffy cotton balls. Small means unwanted attention. Which Blitz was doing.

"I don't care how great they are. They are in my way!" Blitz picks up a goat and kicks it like a football.

The goat hit the hay barn.

"Would you stop it." Why. Really why Blitz.

"They started it! Millie helps their gaining up on me!"

"On its B!"

"Mil-Mil seriously not you too." Moxxie gapped watching the two pick a battle with these goats and just throw them. "The mission! Remember the mission!"

"So, you're with the enemy? Huh Mox!" Blitz cried out in pain as a goat ram him in the deck. Flip the goat off and punch it. Millie grabbed it while another goat biting her and throw it at the farm.

I could leave. I could leave. I could leave. Moxxie stare at this, sadly, normal behavior. A smaller goat bit his hand. Pick them up by the scruff of the neck and flick their nose. "I'm not playing with you."

"Meee!"

"Que esta pasando?"

Uh oh.

The barn house close by as the door open. A older man comes out in a hat and was holding a bottle of tequila. He stares at them all in shock and horror. Then point at them as he yells. "Que carajo!?"

Moxxie eyes shifted to look back his two comrades killing the goats. "Guys-"

"El Chupracabras!"

Chupa what?

Shots fired as they older man grabbed his rifle and starts to fire at them. Millie and Moxxie both jump out the way while Blitz was under the pile of dead goats for protection. "Shit! Scatter!"

Whelp could have gone bad. Did get a bit worse when the wife joined and threw a sandal at Blitz face.

"Shit they brought the big guns everyone! Come on gang, we lost the element of surprise, let's just get 'em tomorrow!" Blitz opens the portal fast.

The portal appeared. Millie jumps in first. Blitz climbs in next and arm out to grab Moxxie from behind.

A goat at that moment bit Blitz hand.

"AHHH I'M NOT FOOD!" Blitz shakes the goat in the air. Finally came out bit ripped a part of the glove off.

That held the gem.

"NO!" Blitz brought his gun out to start shooting through the portal. To get it but also the human. While Moxxie chases the goat.

The little imp tackles the animal down. Rip it out their mouth and ran back to the portal. "Not food!"

"Meee!"

BOOM!

What just exploded?

Moxxie to busy running towards the portal to try to guest what from the many shots Blitz fired. Ready to jump in it as the two other waits for him. Until suddenly they got hit by a dead goat on fire and pieces of wood. Fall to the ground at the same time the portal close.

"NO-"

"MOX-"

Under a pile of weight at the same time being surprised of a knockout. Not many things can usually knock out the imp. Must be one of those rare few days it does happen for the former destroyer. Then again if it heavy enough it can if can get them off guard as they are smaller.

Darkness.

Eyelids slowly open. A low groan at the back of the head. Look at the bars of a metal cage. Blink in confusion but then look down at the attire that's not theirs. Felt some bandana like material around the lower part of their face. Wait what that noise? Crawl slowly over to the bars to see people. A little sniff as the imp let out a growl recognize one of them but can't see them.

"Vengan todos! Señoras y Señores! Pásenle, pásenle! ¡Vengan a ver un AUTÉNTICO Chupacabra!" The same man from last night spoke up and can see them now. On some stage with a sign. "Only a hundred pesos! To see a real chupacabras caught by ME last night."

The crows look excited to go closer against the cage.

Stare and blink finally. Suddenly let out a low snarl. Pace around on four as the tail smack the ground of the cage.

Did we forget to mention it feral Moxxie in control since technically they were grabbed by unknown hands last night. After knockout the first time did start to wake. When they got grabbed by the horn by unknown hand still under pile of dead goats and debris. The whole area heard a screech far and wide. Before had time to do anything. Got knock-out again by the butt of the gun and feet. Enough time in the hours to be dressed up as mythological tourist attraction.

The feral imp not happy as they see the older human again. Not attacking, or destroying, the bars to get an idea of the situation.

But.

Still displeased. Eyes narrowed as another snarl comes out. Arm slip out the bar to try to reach the man to rip him apart. A stuff goat, with the bandana, was then thrust in the mouth.

"Everyone! Watch this monstrous suck the blood from the goat!"

Gave an unimpressed look and spit the goat out. Look back at the man then stop to see a familiar blue scarf around the man hat. A yellow gem with the fabric of the glove still their stitch on the side of their hat. Also, a gun that was theirs!

Are you kidding me right now?

Screech louder as they slam into the bars. A big dent was made. Swipe at the man to get what was theirs back. That was theirs! Gem belongs to the tall weirdo!

"Yes! Watch the Chupacabra go berserk to get their dinner back!"

Moxxie swipe the child ice cream and brought it back in the cage.

"Uh." Look back at the crowd to see confusing. "Chupacabra has a sweet tooth."

The crows in aww and just extra curious.

Do these humans have nothing better to do. Snarl to let their tail hold the ice cream and ready to slam the bar on last time. But stop when they see something close by. What is that?

Then a van suddenly appeared in horrible disguise to be a taco truck. Two humans in suits come out wearing giant sombreros and moustaches. Took them off fast to pose.

Are you serious? Not these two! Moxxie snarled with their eyes flashing as he recognizes the scents. Plus, well did blow up their supposed secret base and portal a month ago. Don't need their noses in this business.

What to do besides the obvious?

Sees the little goat leave the human arm as he waiting for some money from the two. Notice the little goat coming over to them with wide eyes.

This could work.

Crouch down to be at their eye level. Let out a mix variety of growls, clicks, and their tail brings the ice cream to the goat to eat. Point at the human with their things. Watch the goat finished the ice cream and stare out in the distance.

"Meee!"

A feral smile underneath the bandana as the tail pat their head. Watch them run over to them and ram their horns into Agent 1 crotch. A cackle left their mouth.

"OW! Ffff-uck," Agent 1 look at the goat and not a happy expression, "you stupid goat!"

"YOU INSULT MY GOOOAT?!" Held them protective and cherish them.

Goat bleats innocently.

"YOU PAY WITH YOUR LIIIIIIIIFE!" Pull out Moxxie handgun at the two. The Agents quickly pull out their own.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey."

Moxxie yawns as they look bored and lick their paw.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."

Bullshit demonic metal gun activated!

"OUCH!" Drop the heated-up gun and it fired off.

The bullet hit the windmill, and it breaks. Which lands on the goat farmer.

"Estoy, muerto. Bleh!" He is big time dead.

"Oh, dear God."

"DEMON GUN!!"

Moxxie just look unamused seeing the humans shoot the gun. Perk up seeing the little goat go past the two to grab the hat off the farmer. Rush over to bring it to them. Happy click as they take it. Tail pats the little goat and push them to the side gently.

"I think we got it." Agent 2

SMASH!

Both spun and gap. The metal bars twist and pulled apart like it was ram through. Well, the one who did it on all four with the farmer dead hat on them and the scarf blowing in the wind. The gun was nowhere to be scene.

"Shit!"

"Freeze goat sucker and DUCK!" The two agents jump out in different direction when the creature use it tail to grab the cage and throw it at them.

"We need backup!"

Moxxie runs on all four as they dodge, block and throw random crates at them. Runs on all four in circles around them as they waste bullets.

"The blood drinker smart!"

"We got to trap them till backup gets here!"

Roll in a ball as they go to jump on a barrel. Then jump straight forward to another one. The crowd cheering as they clap, take pictures at the amazing sight of the creature. So, majestic.

"There is no backup! I don't have bars here!"

"I told you too switch the carries!"

"We are not going to get into that-Where they go?"

A unholy screech from above at a different direction. It made the two agents look over with the rest of the people.

"Yay!"

"Chupacabra the best!"

"Suck that goat blood!"

Moxxie on the roof, their tail holding up the little goat. Look like they were about to throw the goat. Instead pulls out two pair sandal they snatch off from a human.

"Oh my gosh!" A person in the crowd yells in terror and points at the chupacabra. "They have a sandal!"

Throws it. Straight at the lock holding the rest of the goats. The goats go wild running out of the gates into the panic crowd. A few injuries, casualties did happen.

"We got badges, we're legit! We're important!"

"My leg!"

"Get out of our way-FUCK I GOT HIT WITH A SANDAL!"

"Agent one! Get over here! AHHH! Too many goats!!! Oh, too many goats!

"More goats!"

"Start the car!"

The D.H.O.R.K's drive off in their van as they got overrun, outnumber and out gun by a bunch of goats.

Moxxie growled as their sitting on the roof with the goat that help them. Look around as the goats that set free just walking around without a care in a world. Many even covered in blood but doesn't seem to mind. The imp shakes the hat off and rips the gem out. Use their tail to put the hat on the little goat head.

"Meee!"

Very much like it.

Suddenly a portal open from behind. It looks like the portal when Puppet, aka Moxxie, gave them a book. Then took back. But did leave them copies of temporary slips for emergency. That IMP did forget they had till Loona found one.

"WE'RE COMING MOXXIW-Oh," Blitz blink as he staring at them wearing this put together costume and a little goat. Spun back around. "Found them!"

Moxxie chirp with their head tilt.

"Uh oh there in feral mode. Loonie gets the chocolate. Mil-Mil avoid Striker calls for another I say hour." Blitz pulls out a candy bar they do have and gave it to Moxxie. The imp goes at it. The taller one looks around as he let out a impressive whistle. So, much blood shed, goats everywhere. "Jeez did you do all this?"

The feral imp tail lifts the hat up for Blitz to see their little companion. Gives the goat the rest of the chocolate as another treat. Ate it up same with the wrapper.

"Oh, made a little buddy." Blitz crouch down and ruffle the goat head. "Hey, little guy since your head not torn off that means they like you. Here going to give you an honorary badge sticker helping my buddy out. A honorary I.M.P V.I.P uh um associate yeah."

A big IMP sticker stuck on the goat forehead.

"Come on Mox." Scoop up the feral imp. Perk up as they see the gem with their glove. Took it back as he then pats their head. "Good job getting it back."

A happy growl they let out with their tail wagging.

"That right extra chocolate you little nerd." Blitz snickered oh they need to take a picture of this later. "Say bye to your buddy."

Moxxie waves goodbye to the little goat. The portal close behind.

The little cowboy hat, sticker wearing goat walks at the edge of the roof. Looks over at the rest of the goats that look up at them.

Later that night.

The same goat is in a cloak sitting high up in a seat. The rest of goat's worship, bow at them.

"MEEEEEEEE!"

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Done!

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