
FedEx Messed Up...Again
Had fun with MistraltheSkelegirl and ChaosDancer12 doing this!
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"For the last time we didn't order these trampolines!" Nix argued with the delivery driver at the door of the admin base. Lots of trampolines stacking up very high that it was even taller than the base
"The shipping address told me here!" Edge argued and showed her the pad. He didn't want this job but no expand his talents and 'amazing' skills. Which lead him to working at FedEx.
"There no one here with that name!"
Misty stared at the stack of trampolines. "What the hell."
Chaos blinked, and she poked a trampoline.
"Sign it so I can leave!"
"No, im not signing it!" Grab the pad and throws it far away.
"Uh.... what name is on that?" Misty asked, still staring at the tower of trampolines.
"We didn't order the trampolines." Chaos told him.
"My pad! My orders! My paycheck! No!" Edge fell on his knees.
Misty was silently watching the drama queen.
"Someone name Joker. Which can mean anyone or anything!"
Chaos hummed, and she nodded her head. "Why don't you go and get drunk, you had a bad day..."
Misty nodded as well.
"I'm still on the clock!" Edge yelled at them and getting up. As he points at the direction the pad was thrown at. "Now I have to go get it back!"
Random lighting over an abandon building.
"Was that always there?" Nix asked them.
"I dunno."
Chaos whistled.
"And you three are going to help me!"
"Yeah no."
"You have to catch us."
"Why you little-"
The door slammed in front of his face.
Misty looked at the other three and shrugged.
Edge screaming and slamming behind the door. Then heard the truck being started as he must of drove to the abandon building.
"He'll be fine."
Chaos nodded her head.
"Yeah..... but we might be on the 'do not deliver' list now."
Nix shrugged.
"We're already on the 'do not deliver' list." Chaos told them. "Do you remember what happened the last time that someone had to deliver a parcel, to us?"
"Didn't Killer steal that from us?"
"I don't know."
Misty blinked a little. "Wait... what happened last time?"
"I don't remember..."
Chaos nodded her head.
Misty shrugged again.
Killer appeared from a portal and was wearing a cool jacket. "Hey did some trampolines arrived here?"
Chaos started to twitch.
Misty twitched. That looked awfully like the jacket she had ordered....
"Excuse me... where did you get that jacket?"
Chaos was twitching...
"Oh some delivery guy dropped it off by mistake. Never came back for it. Don't I look great in it!" Killer did a killer pose.
"...... that's my jacket." Then Misty smirked. "It's also a women's jacket.... guess you're more girly than I thought!"
Chaos giggled.
"...I'M NOT GIVING UP KEVIN!" Killer hugged the jacket tightly.
They stared.
After a few seconds, Misty shrugged. "Fine. Keep it." she said flatly, walking inside and grabbing asmall package that had been delivered a few days ago. "Then, I'm keeping this, since the delivery guy never came back for it."
"You named that jacket?" Chaos giggled.
"You named your Switch!" Killer yelled at her.
"That was me actually." Nix pointed out.
"And I know that you name your knives Killer."
Misty suddenly made a loud noise of delight, opening the package. "Sweet!"
They looked at her.
She grinned at Killer. "I think I'm happy with you keeping the jacket... fair enough trade, don't you think?" She asked, holding up a set of throwing knives.
"NO, MY BABIES!"
"My knives now." Misty smirked, walking away and humming, tossing one of them casually in the air and catching it.
Chaos giggled.
They all forgot that Misty liked blades.
"Wait a minute." Nix grab Killer. "Which one of you was Joker?"
"Oh that's Cross."
..... why were they not surprised?
"Oh... And by the way, Edge was the guy sent by FedEx... He's in the haunted building..." Chaos told Killer.
A loud boomed outside the admin building.
"Um there was one...now it's raining trampolines." Nix stared out the window.
Chaos looked out of the window.
Misty was also looking outside.
Killer joined them. "Yeah Cross not going to like this."
"Well next time don't deliver stuff here!"
Soon a destroyed FedEx truck slammed down by the admin building. Edge still inside and gripping the wheel tightly.
Chaos was giggling.
"Yeah he going to get fired." Nix snickered.
"It's not our fault."
"Nope. Not at all."
"...Why Cross wanted these trampolines?"
"I don't know. Something about cows, bouncing them into the void. It was really confusing."
Misty stared, then walked away.
"He was going to use them as traps to throw cows into the void?"
"Sounds about right."
"Wouldn't that create Void Cows?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"He was really drunk when he made the plan."
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