Eren: what in Tarnation

Mikasa: hi

Eren: WHAT SINCE WHEN DID SHE... WHAT?

Admin: so I've made this book a bit more interesting and fun

Mikasa: oh goodness

Admin: if you request a ship and put "x2" beside it, this is what you get

Eren: both people from the ship pop up?

Admin: yes, but not only that

Eren: what?

Admin: its a smut rating

Eren: *eyes dilate* oh god no

Admin: how much you like the smut

Eren: brooke no you're insane

Admin: and both people from the ship have to rate it in front of each other TRUTHFULLY

Eren: *blushes* that's stupid

Mikasa: *also blushes* yea what the hell

Admin: *smiles* no its fun!

Eren: but its only supposed to be me

Admin: you'll still be in them silly lol

Eren: oh my god

Mikasa: *eyes dilate* *whispers to admin* was the photo necessary

Admin: actually it was *looks at eren's crotch* guess he hasn't looked at it yet

Mikasa: *.*

Admin: well I give it a 18294947362849405837383848488484848393993949484858585847477363637378485959958584848474747373737494900000000/10

Mikasa: you're fucked up

Admin: its hot I mean *nudges eren* look at the photo

Eren: *makes that noise that anime guys always fucking make like where they grunt when they're surprised* *eyes dilate again*

Mikasa: *blushes* *shoves admin* what the fuck... why am I here

Eren: *cover face up to hide his blush*

Admin: *looks at eren's crotch again* yep. knew that'd happen

Eren: *looks down at it* oh fuck *covers it up*

Mikasa: *doesnt see his badangadong*

Eren: *face is completely red*

Admin: you know what's funny? I already had that picture in my gallery... like I didn't have to go online and ss it

Mikasa: ....

Eren: ....

Admin: what? Hey wait rate the ship dimbos

Eren: *looks over at Mikasa*

Mikasa: *sweating*

Eren: *mumbles very low* 10/10

Admin: what was that Eren?

Eren: *yells* 10/10 I SAID 10/10 OKAY?!

Mikasa: *blush grows bigger* uh... um

Admin: Mikasa we all know you feel the same way *pats her back*

Mikasa: *nods head and looks down*

Admin: well that's that... thanks folks and request "x2" ships!!! AND BTW THT PHOTO HAS MY HEART... NO IT HAS MY VAGINA AGH ITS SO HOT