A/N: this chapter has male/male smut so be warned...I'll label the part that is smut.

I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand

Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks

Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein

Werewolves of London

Warren Zevons song was blaring out over the speakers of the room, filling it as people were dancing upon the floor..having a blast as they moved to the old hip moving song. Amongst  the throngs of people pressing along each other, Fili and Kili could be seen bopping around with one another, belting out lyrics as they laughed and howled along with Warren.

Aaahoo! Werewolves of London

Aaahoo!

Aaahoo! Werewolves of London

Aaahoo!

Throwing back their heads to howl, they kept moving as they danced closer together...bodies brushing against the others in sync...Filis hands wrapping around Kilis waist to hold his hips closer to his as his leg slide in between the younger mans, allowing his thick thigh to rub against Kilis erection...teasing his lover within his arms. Off a short distance from the two was Bilbo and his wife Pearl, dancing also together and singing just as rambunctiously. In the crowd, not dancing, Bombur was moving about wearing spotted cow shirt and pants..upon the front of the shirt was writing "Got Milk?"  and on the back of it was " If yes...can I have a taste?", milling about along his side was his lovely strawberry blonde wife, Baibre, who was dolled up in a cowgirl outfit, which seemed to be very fitting for the both of them. At one point, someone made a comment of , does she milk her cow on a daily basis?..she would give a smirk and answer " Yeah...its very thick and creamy too." with a wink she would walk away to blend back into the crowd.

Across the room stood Bofur, Nori,Bifur, and his own date, Lucia Fontane, a famous Italian opera singer, who was gracing a very sexy and seductive wolf costume. Her feet were laced into black leather boots with silver buckles upon it..her legs were encased in silky sheer nylons being held up by black silk garters...wrapping her hips was a furred skirt with silvery white hairs and a long silky wolf tail swaying in back. As ones eyes moved up, taking in her stunning appearance , her bare and toned stomach showing..her breasts being barely contained in their black fur halter...her silky black tresses falling like a dark waterfall down her back with black and silver wolf ears perched upon it...all of this dark wealth was framing sensuous silvery eyes. Most were amazed that someone like Bifur, was with such a beautiful woman as her...I mean look at him...he was an older man in his early 40s, she was in her upper late 20s...he had greying black hair and beard, she had not a single blemish anywhere. Whenever asked about the difference, her response was "He is the most gentle man, who makes me feel absolutely safe and I greatly admire his courage and dedication in serving his country during wartime." It was no secret how Lucia felt about those that served in the armed forces...how she respected and admired their selfless courage in the name of serving his country. It didnt matter to her that he was classified as disabled now with PTSD (post traumatic stress syndrome)..he was still the same man she had met eleven years ago when she was 17 and just starting her opera career. Now here they were , eleven years later, still together from when this began as a deep friendship that blossomed into love over time. Suddenly the song over the speakers changed, breaking through her thoughts of the past...noticing Fili and Kili were being goofy as they shook their behinds in a laughable manner. Lucia saw the challenge for what it was, so swiftly she grabbed Noris arm, dragging him out onto the dance floor near them.

"Come on Nori...lets show these upstart pups how to really shake their tails." Nori gave her a wicked smile with a ~Lets~ and they both proceeded in dancing to the next song coming on...Paint it Black, by the Rolling Stones.

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors any more, I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Lucia and Nori began to undulate their hips in sync with the hypnotic sounds of the guitar...their tails weaving about perfectly with the song as they shifted their hips erotically. Nori and Lucia ran their hands all along their torsos as their silvery eyes gazed out seductively at Bofur and Bifur, whos mouths had dropped at how sinfully the two were weaving there...even Fili and Kili were amazed by how perfect they could move...both thinking maybe they should inquire for some lessons from either of them.

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore, I want them to turn black

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.

Finally neither man could take watching the erotic dance being performed in front of them anymore, Bofur and Bifur moved in sync towards the two...gathering them close as they began to move along in the dance. Bifurs hands took Lucias into his own and wrapped his arms around her waist, pressing himself tightly against her as they swayed together. Bofurs hands gripped onto Noris hips, pulling him tight against him as he ground his hips into the foxy mans...earning a unheard moan from his lovers lips.

"Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm" kept playing in the background...eventually the song ended and another swiftly began. Suddenly a loud shot was heard close by to where Bifur and Lucia were dancing ...he quickly stiffened as his arms tightened around her, wringing out a squeak from her. Lucia quickly recognized what had happened in that moment...someone had popped open a bottle of champagne close by and Bifurs PTSD flared up at the sound. She freed a hand from his and reached back to touch the back of his neck, pulling his face close so she could talk to him over the music. It took her most of the song that was playing to get through his mind...saying things like "Its okay amore (love)...Dolcezza (sweetheart) I got you...were safe amore...its okay...Im here." finally his grip relaxed a bit and she was able to turn around in his arms, everyone else unaware of what was going on, so caught up in the music and dancing to notice his distress there. Lucia placed her hands on either side of his cheeks to stare into his dark eyes intently...seeing them coming back into focus as he shivered and breathed hard.

"Mai angelo (my angel)?" she could feel him tremble under her fingers as his harsh voice shakily escaped him. "I...I...scusa tesoro (im sorry darling)...I..did I hurt you?" her smile was purifying to him, washing away his fear and the pain in his heart.

"No amore...I am fine." his sigh of relief was deep and his eyes became misty for brief moment.

"Good angelo della musica (my angel of music)...I would never forgive myself if I had hurt you." slowly he leaned down his head...his lips inches away from hers as he huskily whispered, where only she could hear him. "Ti amo mai angelo (i love you my angel)." then his lips tenderly claimed hers...feeling her surrender to him as her arms wrapped around his neck anchoring their mouths together...slowly deepening the kiss upon the dance floor...ignoring the looks coming in their directions...some were amused and some were gazing hungrily upon the couple.

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It was past midnight, when the party became even more exuberant as those celebrating became increasingly more inebriated..laughter increasing in volume as the alcohol flowed in abundance..peoples behaviors turning ridiculous as they shed their inhibitions and cares. Some guests left shortly before midnight...something about having to get home because of either children or jobs in the morning. One such couple was Bilbo and Pearl, who left to relieve the babysitter that was watching their son, Frodo, and Bomburs three kids, son Rogur and daughters  Kaile and Darci...along with Bofurs k-9 partner Cooper, who the children loved to spoil every chance they got. Right behind them leaving was Bifur and Lucia, who both had to get up early in the morning along with a few other couples...the rest of the party goers stayed.

Fili and Kili both were lost in one another as they writhed together on the dance floor..periodically lips meeting as they parted to let tongues slide along together...both moaning at the taste of alcohol there. The song -Toxic by Britney Spears vibrated around the room as they both ground against each other to the tempo..the dance looked less like dancing and more of a make out session ...by the end of the song they both felt to flushed with arousal and they knew they needed someplace more private before it developed into indecency really soon. With just the movement of their eyes, they agreed to slip up the stairs to one of the abandoned rooms...smiling with conspiratorial grins at their boldness. Just as they reached the door that led to the upper level, they heard Thorin drunkenly bellowing out loudly as he grabbed Bards backside with both hands.

"Argghh...I want me some pirate booty..Now!" Bard yelped in surprise as he blushed hotly at Thorins bold declaration  that was heard by most of the room. Fili turned beet red at witnessing his Uncles display and he quickly grabbed Kilis hand, dragging him out of the room..but not before Kilis eyes caught some of the guests eyes glowing with an eerie light as they followed the two mens retreating forms down the hallways. Kili felt a sliver of a chill at the sight of those eerie eyes, but pretty soon he felt hot all over again as Fili pushed Kili up against the wall..his mouth crashing against his lovers...devouring the moans that escaped those red swollen lips. Kili rutted his hips up against Filis, causing sweet friction along his painfully confined erection..feeling the blonds own pressing rigidly within its own tight confines, begging to be released from its prison. Fili couldnt bite back his moan at the feeling of being compressed so intimately by his loves own hardness...the hand that was at Kilis waist slid down the darker mans side to his leg...hooking behind to pull it up to rest on his hips..grinding himself forcibly into the junction of Kilis legs, earning a deep primal moan as they both pushed in unison together...both of their desires escalating until finally ,with backs arching in pleasure, they both spilled their release into their clothes. Fili propped Kili up to the wall as they both trembled and panted for breath in the hallway from their orgasm...Kili was the first to recover and he chuckled into Filis chest.

"Whats so funny dark hawk?" Fili nuzzled the dark hair..catching some of the strands in his beard as he kept stroking his head.

"It looks like we didnt make it to a room  it seems. I guess Im so hot , you really cant keep your "paws" off of me." Kili heatedly glanced up, giving a smirk into those blue eyes...Fili saw the smouldering look within those chocolate eyes and he felt heat sweeping through him and down into his loins. Purposefully he leaned his head down, bringing his mouth close to Kilis ear as he huskily growled..hot breath stirring the hairs there.

"Lets try this again my dark hawk...me..you..a dark room." he could hear his dark haired lover purred in agreement. " How about it? Ready to ride my big cat beautiful?"there was a gasp then a growling ~Yes~ was all the answer he needed as he plucked Kili up into his arms..feeling those long legs wrapping around his waist as he carried him into the closest room..kicking the door closed behind him.

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Elvira, Elvira, my hearts on fire, for Elvira

Giddy up, oom poppa oom poppa mow mow

Giddy up, oom poppa oom poppa mow mow

High-oh silver, away

The sound of the Oakridge Boys song- Elvira- was blasting over the speakers as Nori, with his back to Bofurs chest, was bumping and grinding his hips into Bofurs to the beat of the music. Nori had one hand wrapped around the back of Bofurs neck..his dark haired lovers mouth upon the crook of his neck..lips playfully teasing the sensitive spot between the neck and shoulders. Noris other hand was anchoring Bofurs hand around his waist..ensuring they were as close as one could be..feeling Bofurs arousal pressing so agonizing close into his backside..knowing how turned on this dance was making them both at this moment. He could feel Bofur nuzzling along the line from his shoulder to his ear with his lips and nose...leaving a tingling trail in its wake...hot moist breath teasing the shell of Noris ear, sending a pleasurable shiver down his spine..shooting straight into his already hardening member.

"Ive got a hard piece of wood that need teh be whittled...wanna give me a hand...my donas rainche (little fox)?" he hotly whispered in his very sexy Irish lilting voice that he knew made Nori even more aroused. Nori gave him a wordless yes..voice caught in his throat making him unable to speak...seeing Bofur give him a sexy smile as they stole down a vacant hallway where earlier Nori had found a few alcoves, that were used for privacy back in ancient times. They both slipped carefully into the small space behind the dark curtains, where there was enough room for two people..if one of the two was seated upon the cushion there on the stone bench. Suddenly Bofur found himself wrapped up in Noris arms pulling him flush to that hard lithe body in that enclosed space  as the gingered haired mans mouth sought his...claiming them in a bruising kiss of teeth and tongues...his hunger for Bofur  was voracious. Bofur growled into that hot cavern as he threaded his hands into Noris red silky hair...devouring the whimper of pleasure his lover couldnt hold back as his tongue thrusted inside. Slowly they parted as they both panted for breath...hips rocking back and forth in ecstasy together...eventually Nori began to push Bofur a tiny bit away.

"Thought you had some wood needing to be polished ?" the sly look Nori was giving him almost made him spill then and there...he was that intoxicating to Bofur.

"Aye...mallaithe rainche (wicked fox)." Bofur reached out and grasped those red leather clad hips...wanting to pull him close, but Nori swiftly knelt down..eluding those calloused hands as he smirked up at his love.

"Mmm...alainn (love), I know of a new form of resuscitation..it supposedly can bring anything back to life..want to see if it works?" he saw Bofur gulp deeply as he nodded...he slowly undid Bofurs jeans and pulled them down along with his underwear ..revealing his prominent desire to his eyes. With a wicked grin he pushed Bofur down onto the cushion and proceeded to swallow his lover down to the root..loving the sounds Bofur was making there.

"Oh Nori...alainn...alainn...yes...dont stop..hnnggh....le do thoil (please), le do thoil..." the more Nori moved his mouth along Bofurs length, the more vocal the man was becoming and the more his words reverted into his native tongue of Irish Gaelic. Nori undid his own pants to take himself in hand as he began to hum around that length...making Bofur buck up as his voice escalated louder. "Focail (fuck)...focail...yes Nori...hnngghh." Nori could feel Bofur drawing close and he increased his pace on both of them...suddenly Bofur growled out a warning " Nori...anseo a thagann (here it comes)..ahhggg!" with that only warning Bofur began to pulse down Noris throat as he swallowed every drop that he was given. Moments later Nori followed suite as he spilled over his hand and onto the floor..gasping from the intensity of his release he laid his head upon Bofurs knee to rest for a moment. He felt a hand slowly caressing his cheek as a pleased purr sounded above. "Ta tu chohm foirfe agus alainn no ghra (you are so perfect and beautiful my love)" Nori raised his head as he saw Bofur leaning down to give him a sweet, loving kiss. As they parted Nori tenderly spoke into the space of their parted lips from deep in his heart.

"Is brea liom thum ( I love you) Bofur." both leaning in to rest foreheads together as exhaustion began to claim them there in the darkened space...neither hearing the soft laughter.

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~TBC~