The air was thick with lust as the two bodies mingled together. The blond was pushed back against the wall while the dark beast kept him imprisoned with passionate, hungry kisses. Hizashi pulled away to catch his breath.

"Zashi," Aizawa whispered out. "Say something sexy..." Hizashi leaned forward, Aizawa loosening his hold. He pushed away some strands of hair and prepared to whisper into the other's ear.

Aizawa shivered as the lanky male's mustache and lips traced his outter ear. He anticipated what the man was about to say. Hizashi began.

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start."

I'm trying not to laugh because it hurts but its kinda worth the pain.