Sit down children, because do I have a theory for you. Well, it's not my theory, but it's still quite fascinating.

I think that Gerard is 'leading' the doctors. The black goo that comes out of their patients resembles that of Gerard in 2x12. What if Gerard is trying to create the perfect creature so he can become it and get over his cancer or whatever it was he had? In the 100 facts about Teen Wolf, they said we would be seeing him this season? And when the doctors say "Patients condition terminal" it means that his perfect creature didn't work so he has to destroy them.

Theo also might be Malia's brother and the desert wolf's son (probably fraternal twins) and is power hungry...like Peter. -@voidxalpha

Not only does this make TOTAL sense, but it makes me even more scared and a little grossed out. I mean, it explains why the doctors want to make "the perfect creature" and it explains the goo, WHICH ACTUALLY MAKES ME WONDER NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, BUT SINCE THE "GOO" IN GERARD IS FROM MOUNTAIN ASH, WHAT IF HES USING THAT TO CREATE THE CREATURES AND THATS WHY THEY CAN WALK PAST MOUNTAIN ASH? BECAUSE THEYRE MADE OF IT? OHH BOY ILL STOP NOW.

Okay so onto the episode. Let's first talk about how big of a dickhead Donovan is. I mean come on, I understand that you want revenge or whatever for your father, but still. You don't gotta be rude. Anyways, the episode starts with Stiles slaying hardcore; I mean, he literally hits the guy with a wrench and manages to get away. Talk about boyfriend material.

BUT THEN STILES RUNS INTO THE SCHOOL. LIKE HOW IDIOTIC IS THAT? That's murder movie rule number one. Never ever ever run to an area where there's no one around. Stiles literally could have ran down the street to get some help but no, he decides to run into the place where all of the other teens of beacon hills high die. Sounds like a good plan to me.

And then Donovan says he's gonna eat Stiles' legs. Like what the actual fuck. Not only that, but this guy literally has teeth EVERYWHERE! I don't even want to know where else he has these teeth. *shudders*

But then Donovan finds Stiles and they have an epic standoff before it leads to Stiles climbing that thing, making him pull the pin and having the poles fall. I mean, it was a very smart move. If Stiles were me, I wouldn't even be looking at a pin or anything like that. I'd be looking for a freaking weapon. But then everything falls still and Stiles looks down to realize that Donovan was impaled *insert Frozen reference*

Not only was Donovan literally dying, but when Stiles tried to help, the guy literally still tried to come after him. Talk about thirst for blood. It honestly reminds me of the time Chris said to Scott in season one during that awkward dinner about dogs having rabies, but that's just me.

I can't even put into words how well of acting DOB did in this episode. It was absolutely stunning. I mean THE GUY WAS LITERALLY SHAKING? WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT? It looked like he ACTUALLY did kill someone! Someone give him his Oscar already.

What really broke my heart was that Stiles stayed in the parking lot and thought about being caught, since he felt guilty. It probably reminded him of the nogitsune, and I can't even put into words what I felt for him. I just want my old baby Stiles back. *cries*

Okay well that was a pure 600 words about Stiles, so now let's move on to Scott and Kira. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA AND I MEAN ANY IDEA OF WHATS HAPPENING TO KIRA, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEAVE ME YOUR GUESS! BECAUSE I HAVE NO FLIPPING CLUE! I hate to say this, but I'm honestly scared of Kira. I've always pictured her as the sweet innocent fox, but now I'm literally scared to even watch her stand next to everyone on screen. That part where Scott uses his wolf eyes to see her literally creeped me out. It clearly scared Scott as well, but I literally have no clue what's happening to her.

Now I'm not 100% on board with the Scira ship, but what happened in this episode was so damn cute. Scott literally picked her up and carried her out while she was practically burning him alive. I may not ship them very much, but Scott really does love her. I'm not sure if he loves her more than Allison, but either way, he cares for Kira A LOT! I wouldn't even mind if they were endgame tbh.

Now sit down and let me get something clear with you all.

Stiles. And. Lydia. Care. About. Each. Other.

I don't care whether you're a stydia shipper or a stalia shipper, but you have to admit that they have something. You can't just ignore that. Stiles literally killed someone, has an injured shoulder, and is emotional unstable, but he still goes with Lydia to make sure she's okay. You all may think that stydia won't ever happen, but I truly think this is their season. DON'T YOU DARE RAIN ON MY PARADE.

Another ship I don't really mind: Maleo. Don't you dare comment "you only ship them so Stiles and Lydia can get together" because that's not true. Honestly, if Theo was a good guy (who I think might be in the end) then they would make some hella hot babies. Just think about it. But honestly, Stiles seems as if he's not there for Malia as of now, and she needs someone. I mean, I don't like stalia but I do love Malia, and I hate what she's going through right now. She is honestly unstable right now as well, and I hate that Stiles isn't there for her. Maybe Theo will be? I honestly don't know, but either way, her emotional state is making me unstable.

Then Theo and her go for a drive, which results with Malia having a panic attack. Not only that, but she remembers that the desert wolf was the one who caused the wreck. Now I'm glad that Malia wasn't actually the one who caused it, but why are her eyes blue still? Something isn't adding up right here.

Then the pack goes to Eichen House to get some answers, and might I just say, I KNEW THAT THE DOCTORS WEREN'T REAL! I TOLD YA! I mean, I still don't have a theory on them, but I knew that they weren't real. Just had to say that sorry xD

Then the mother effing doctors come to Eichen House and take the guy's eye. Like I cringed so hard. Why in the world would they want that guy's eye? So so so gross dude.

Okay well I've rambled on long enough so I'll let you guys answer some questions.

Where is Peter?

What will Dr. Valack do now that he's free?

How does Theo connect to the doctors?

Would you ever read "The Dread Doctors"?

What do you think the doctors did to Lydia? Think they did anything to anyone else?

What would you do to have a boy carry you out of a mental institution while you were burning them alive?

Oh and I forgot to mention, my friend and fellow food groupian @jordansparrish figured out what Kira had said in Japanese, which translates to...

I am the emissary of death.

Now how hella scary is that? Very. I also watched the preview for next episode and saw that Theo says "I am the messenger of death" which sounds very familiar. Makes me wonder...

Hope you all are still breathing after that episode, because I need a refill on my inhaler.