Ishan and the three peasants 💅🏼

Krisha
Y'all let's go out today.

It's a Sunday and I'm bored.

Sehra
No we can't.

We have a funeral to attend.

Ishan
Oh I'm so sorry

But wait who died?

Sehra
Will die*

Nahvi
Umm what happened?

Krisha
Wait a minute.

Who are you killing?

Ishan
I'm not going to be friends with a murderer.

Sehra
Ms. Nahvi Verma.

Don't act like you don't know.

Ishan
So Nahvi is connected to this murder as well?

Nahvi
Bitch what are you talking about?

Krisha
Maybe she wants to murder Abhay
because she's so fed up of him.

Sehra
That's not the case whatsoever.

Ishan
Wait that's new.

Why don't you want to kill him tho?

Sehra
Because I'm going to be killing
Nahvi instead.

Nahvi
What?

Krisha
Why would you want to unalive
your precious cousin.

Sehra
Precious my foot.

Only if she was in front of me
right now.

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Ishan
What happened tho?

Sehra
SHE

Krisha
Yes, and?

Sehra
GAVE ME THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER

Ishan
So that means—

Sehra
YES

IVE BEEN TEXTING ABHISHEK
ALL THIS TIME.

Krisha
Hold up?

Wtf

Nahvi
Umm bestie....

Sehra
Stfu.

I'm not your bestie.

Nahvi
Sehra listen to me.

I'll give you Shubman's number.

Sehra
I already have it thankyou very much.

Krisha
Forgive her Seh

She said that it was a mistake

Ishan
Human being is mortal, so she will eventually die
one day.

Don't become a murderer just to kill a mortal.

Nahvi
Damn....

I never expected such a wise
answer from Ishan.

Sehra
WHAT DO I DO NOW?

Krisha
What's wrong with him?

He's handsome, so you got nothing
to lose.

Sehra
Nothing but my ego smh.

Ishan
Just talk to him once.

Clear up all the misunderstandings.

Sehra
NO

I'm embarrassed.

I'll just pretend he doesn't exist.

Nahvi
Do whatever you want.

Just don't kill me.

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Shubman Gill

Shubman
Hey :)

I got free concert tickets from my
sister but have nobody to go with.

So wanna accompany me?

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