Ishan and his favourite idiots

mayank
I wanna know the history Sehra

abhishek
before she starts
I'm innocent okay?

sehra
god

why tf are you so annoying?

abhishek
because it's fun to see you like this

shubman
boy just confessed

ishan
spill the history then

nahvi
I hate history

sehra
I disliked him from our first meeting

all he has done since then is annoy me

AND

nahvi
And what?

sehra
AND

he was practising and hit the ball on my head

I got a fucking concussion

bitch still didn't apologise till this date

and it's been three years

abhishek
that's a fake story guys

don't listen to her

she spilled coffee on me

nahvi
ok?

is that a valid reason to argue every
fucking hour?

shubman
I'm.....speechless

mayank
but you guys can still try being friends yk?

sehra
he pushed me in the hotel swimming pool last year

I almost died

abhishek
I told you so many times that
it was unintentional

what part of it don't you understand?

besides I thought that you could swim

sehra
see? he'll never admit his mistake

abhishek
NOW THAT WE ARE TALKING

do you disagree that because of you
a girl rejected ME

sehra
and I clearly remember how once a guy asked me out and you told him shit about me

that bitch never showed up

abhishek
remember when you tore my favourite tshirt?

sehra
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

and then you threw my diary out
of the window

abhishek
be grateful that I didn't kill you

sehra
you can't kill me

abhishek
I very much can

only I can okay?

sehra
talking to you is such a waste of time

mayank
looks like most of it was unintentional

then why don't you both just apologise and end this feud of 3 years?

abhishek
Im sorry, but sorry is not
in my dictionary

Ishan
BRUH

shubman
what are you both?

snake and mongoose?

nahvi
the sun will rise from the west when they
make up and stop arguing.

abhishek
the sun will rise from the west when she
gets herself a boyfriend

nobody will ever like an annoying girl
like her

her crush will never like her back

sehra
WATCH ME DATE HIM

BLOODY SLENDERMAN

abhishek
bet

sehra
bet

mayank
I should've gotten myself some
popcorn before asking

krisha
what did I miss?

shubman
✨ drama ✨

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