My fifth chapter for episode 5

Both Haggar and Zangief belong to Capcom

Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.

RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum (R.I.P).

Netflix and soundtrack belong to their respective owners.

I own NONE of the Copyright.
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"Alright guys." Said Ruby who was getting a little tired. "One more episode and it's off to bed for training."

The other three and nod, they too need their rest. A test and assignment is coming soon.

Death battle begins after Netflix has been mentioned.

(*Cues "Invader- Jim Johnston"*)

What RWBY sees before them are two tall, well packed, muscular men with vicious looking faces that shows as if you are gonna get what you deserve.

Wiz: Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these hulking leviathans.

Boomstick: Haggar, the mayor elect of whoopass...

Wiz: ... and Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.

Even those names sound badass and erotic to Yang's to ears. She's is so gonna love this and was even squealing like a fangirl for a second. Yang is a fan of wrestling/fighting shows (similar to UFC from Earth) she watches during her free time and even learned a few wrestling moves from her past boyfriends, who taught her well. Ruby, Weiss and Blake are also ready to see a more interesting and exciting fight than the last one.

Boomstick: These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duke it out!

Ruby is a little confused. "What does he mean that they are rivals but never met?"

"It means this matchup is likely a demand" Blake answered, "Remember back on the last episode during their teaser? The fans of this show, as far as I can guess, were commenting a demand for this matchup, it means this fight is out of the fans ideas and suggestions and I could guess more later matchups could also be "Fandom Rivalry" with characters being rivals."

The other three thought about it and nodded. Blake has a good eye when analyzing stuff.

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

(cue Muscle Bomber/Saturday Night Slam Masters - Mike Haggar (Original CPS1 Arcade Version))

The first contestant that awed the girls in an instant is a tall, muscular man that appears to be in his early-to-mid forties with a thick mustache and brown hair. He's wearing jeans that's supported by a shoulder-belt strap. Some depictions show him wearing fingerless gloves.

Mike Haggar

Boomstick: Standing 6 foot - 7 and weighing 266 pounds, 30 of which is in his manly mustache, it's Mike Haggar!
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BACKGROUND

Height: 200 cm / 6'7

Weight: 121 kg / 266 lbs

Fighting Style: American Wrestling & Scottish Backhold

Mayor of Metro City, former wrestler
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Wiz: For many years, Haggar was a champion wrestler of Slam Masters until being elected mayor of Metro City, a metropolis overrun with street gangs.

"Asskicking equals authority at it's finest!" Yang is now being a little louder than usual. Is she becoming a bit like Boomstick? Ruby, Weiss, and Blake hope not.

"At least Boomstick won't say anything perverted in this one." Weiss said with some relief.

Boomstick: Too bad there aren't more badasses in office. Most mayors put up laws against crime or increase the police force but Mike takes matters into his own hands.

Yang is liking this guy. She approves people who do the badass way instead of doing the "boring" political ways of making a difference. Blake is also liking Haggar for fighting in what you believe in, even when you're working as mayor by the laws. Weiss is actually impressed with Haggar being a mayor and a fighter like Weiss being a huntress and someday taking her father's position to her company. Ruby likes his badass mustache.
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AMERICAN WRESTING

Grabs

Holds

Twists

Quick Strikes

Submissions

Tie-Ups
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Wiz: Haggar is a former throw American wrestler, specializing in grabs, holds and quick strikes. He's of Scottish ancestry and proud of it, even having a scottish flag on his gym.

"We may never know the countries from Earth, but these "american" and "scottish" countries do sound interesting." Weiss said with interest. The others noded. Earth sounds like a good place, but they sadly remember the one who sent the episodes said about his home now gone.
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SCOTTISH BACKHOLD

Focused on Balance

Grappling

Pressure

Sustained Grip

No Groundwork Involved
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Wiz: It's likely he has also trained in Scottish backhold wrestling, which involves bearhugging an opponent and keeping your balance while overpowering theirs.

"I so wanna learn that." Yang said with awe no doubt, she was wide eyed and leaning forward while focusing on all that information. Despite that wrestling exists on Remnant, none of them even resemble these new ones RWBY are learning from. Yang so wants to learn that "Scottish Backhold" and "American Wrestling". She agrees with what Weiss said earlier.
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NOTABLE MOVES

Suplex

Piledriver

Back Flip Drop

Body Splash

Spinning clothesline Lariat

Spinning Piledriver
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Boomstick: Haggar's got a devastating moveset ranging from suplexes, body splashes and his own invention the Spinning clothesline double lariat. Which Zangief stole for his own use. To even the score, Haggar copied Gief's spinning piledriver.

Now Yang is squealing with excitement. Now she wants to learn those as well. She's setting plans to try those techniques tomorrow during training on her opponents and the Grimm.
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STEEL PIPE

Favored Melee Weapon

A Decent Projectile

Master Skill
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Boomstick: When Haggar isn't overpowering people with his pure manliness, his weapon of choice is a blunt pipe. Hey, he's a mayor that kicks ass and recycles.

Now Ruby was the one squealing.

"A pipe?" Weiss asked with a raised eyebrow. "What does a pipe have to do with you eyeing it as a weapon? It's not even meant to be a weapon."

Ruby stared at Weiss. "It's not what something looks like that makes it the weapon, it's how you use it."

Weiss, Blake and Yang stared wide eyed at Ruby. She may be naive, but she sure has her moments. On with the show.

Wiz: Even after his victorious election, Haggar continues his rigorous training.

Boomstick: By piledriving sharks!

Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang all jaw dropped at the epic scenery of Haggar grappling a shark and piledriving it snout first towards the ground. That's one of the most epic things they have ever seen.

"Haggar is more badass than we have imagined" Blake said with awe and shock. This guy is so full of surprises.
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BULL SHARKS

7 to 11 Feet Long

up to 500 lbs

Very Dangerous

Swims Near Shores Often

Wrestling Demonstrates Scottish Backhold
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Wiz: It appears Haggar wrestles Bull Sharks, one of the deadliest sharks on Earth. These can grow up to 11 feet long and 500 pounds. Wrestling these brutes, Haggar's proficiency in the Scottish backhold, as he keeps his balance against the thrashing sharks until he can piledrive them into the beach.

Yang is now starting to see this guy her personal wrestling teacher before her very eyes. She would so want his autograph if she ever did meet him.

Boomstick: Next Jaws movie needs more Haggar!

Wiz: Unfortunately, during his time as mayor, Haggar was undoubtedly forced prioritize politics over training. It's likely he didn't have much time to learn new techniques or train against many other wrestlers.

Yang sighed at that. Sometimes, when you become what you dreamed, in Haggar's case, a mayor, which Yang herself finds boring, you have to sacrifice what you enjoy doing. Weiss knows that feeling too, she's the heiress to her father's company and she may possibly lose free time being with her friends and training to be the best teammate. But Weiss sees the Schnee Dust Company as her secondary concern, being a huntress is her biggest. Blake and Ruby respect Haggar's responsibility.

Wiz: As a result, he uses moves and skills from an older era.

Boomstick: And they seem to work pretty damn well!

Wiz: He certainly hasn't lost his touch.

Announcer: Mike Haggar, the candidate that puts people first. *Haggar growls and kills a Bald Eagle perching on his arm by punching it, which disintegrated into nothing but feathers.

"Birdie, NOOO!" Ruby cries, another bird died before her eyes.

The next contestant is a (really) huge, muscled man who's flexing his muscles with an intense look on his face (is he standing in what appears to be an arctic environment?) His rock hard body is covered in thick chest hair and he even appears to have scars scattered across his arms, legs, shoulders and back. He also has a nearly bald head with a short, thick mowhawk on top and his beard looks really stunning. He's wearing nothing but red wrestling trunks with a gold belt, red and gold wristbands and red wrestling boots.

Zangief

Wiz: Zangief stands 7 feet tall at 350 pounds, weighing in as one of the strongest on the Street Fighting circuit.
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BACKGROUND

Height: 214 cm / 7'0

Weight: 159 kg / 350 lbs

Hobbies: Wrestling, cossak dancing, vodka drinking

Fighting Style: Russian Wrestling & Sambo
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RWBY jaw dropped at how big this guy was. He's HUGE! He's just as tall as Yatsuhashi but he's much heavier than him; Yatsuhashi is said to weigh 257 pounds.

Boomstick: And as a testament to his manliness, check out that wicked shin hair!

Weiss gagged a bit at the hair in the shins. Shin hair is not her thing. Yang was laughing at how much of a wuss Weiss was to hairy men.
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RUSSIAN WRESTLING

Grabs and Holds

Tie-Ups

Throws From Tie-Ups

Push and Pull Opponents to Throw Off Balance

Counter-Attacks when Foe Loses Balance
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Wiz: Zangief is a champion wrestler in Russia, using push and pull techniques to throw his opponents off balance.
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SAMBO

Mix of Wrestling and Martial Arts

Uses Tactics from Vikings, Tartans, and Golden Horde

Grappling, Groundwork and Submissions

No Leglocks or Chokeholds
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Wiz: He also specializes in Sambo, a combination of wrestling and martial arts. He's not skilled in Leglocks and Chokeholds, but his grappling, submissions and groundwork are second to none.

Yang was again focusing on all the lists about those two fighting styles she will practice later on. She is loving this episode more than ever.
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NOTABLE MOVES

Double Lariat

Flying Power Bomb

Atomic Suplex

Body Splash

Banishing Flat

Spinning "Screw" Piledriver
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Boomstick: Zangief's best moves include his double lariat, atomic suplex, flying power bomb and a wicked backhand called the banishing flat, a move Zangief learned specifically to counter projectiles. Zangief... Hates... Projectiles!

Wiz: His signature move is the Spinning Piledriver, which he learned while getting caught in a cyclone while piledriving a bear.

"What?!" RWB shouted with disbelief while Yang said it with a more excited tone. Wiz has gotta be pulling their legs.

Boomstick: That is the most awesome thing I've ever heard!

Wiz: Actually, wrestling bears has been Zangief's favorite training exercise since he was a kid.

"Now I wanna go out and wrestle some Ursa!" Yang said with a grin as if she's forming another crazy idea, RWB had to keep Yang from going out into the emerald forest at night. She can do that tomorrow.
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USSURI BROWN BEARS

Up to 1500 lbs. (as much as an Ursa Major)

Twice as Large as Grizzly Bears (and Ursa Minors)

Rarely in Packs

Occasionally he wrestles Polar Bears
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Wiz: Supposedly, he wrestles Grizzly bears, but these are not native to Russia. It's far more likely he wrestles Ussuri Brown Bears, which can grow to 1500 pounds, well over twice the size of a full grown Grizzly.

"That's as big as an Ursa Major." Blake said with complete shock and awe. This guy is another badass for RWBY to look up to.

Boomstick: Holy shit! He piledrived one of those things into a tornado!?

Wiz: Battling such a massive beast corresponds with his Russian wrestling training perfectly, forcing the bears off balance and knocking them out cold. Zangief is a loyal Russian through and through, always fighting for his country rather than personal gain. He is often employed by the Russian President as the country's official fighting representative. That said, Zangief is pretty dim witted, more of a follower than a leader. He fights with instinct rather than reason.

It doesn't matter to RWBY he's too awesome to be glared at for his dim witted intellect.

Boomstick: All the more reason to get out of his way!

Zangief suddenly attacks a dog (the Duck Hunt Dog) and piledrives the poor mutt, breaking his neck. Ruby and Weiss were shocked, wide eyed and were about to cry. Why would he attack a poor canine?!

Zangief: Mmmmhhh! Me Zangief broke you!

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set.

Boomstick: The Unstoppable-Force against the Immovable-Mayor!

Wiz: Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: Wait up, first I gotta pay for my lazor guided Kitten Cannon.

"What!?" The huntresses screamed in disbelief. This guy is shooting kittens with a cannon?! How inhumane!

Wiz: Lazor what?

Boomstick: Thanks to Netflix. Suc it up you babies this kitten cannon is important to me! *sound of cannon shooting and then the meowing of a cat*

While Netflix is doing it's job, RWBY couldn't decide what to think of Haggar or Zangief as the winner; They are so Similar in almost every way. They finally say that Haggar has the edge in being smarter due to being a mayor and he also has a knack for balancing. Zangief is likely stronger but he's a bit dumb so he probably might get outsmarted if he's not careful.

"Only one way to find out, gang." Said Ruby "One more episode and it's off to bed and training tomorrow." everyone nodded, but they also need to relieve themselves through pleasure as well after unable to prevent picturing cute boys in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots after seeing what Zangief is wearing regularly. Another thing, how can he endure the cold wearing almost nothing? he must of grew up semi-naked most of his life, no one knows, though.

On with the fight.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
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Out in a deserted street in a city, that looks a bit run down, there stands Haggar and Zangief with the former wearing a nice suit and the latter wearing a wrestling cape.

Haggar stretches his muscles, his nice suit he was wearing, rips off, showing off his muscles and recognizable shoulder-belt strap. Haggar growls as he gets into fighting stance.

Zangief removes his cape, points his fingers in the air and laughing as if he's being cheered by a crowd, pulls a beer bottle out his trunks (not from the non-existent pockets), chugs the whole beer in two gulps and crushes the empty bottle into shards with his fist (no blood is drawn)

After many years of being two of the biggest rivals in Capcom, this fight will finally bring it to an end. One will be the the become winner and the king of wrestling while the other will bite the dust. Ruby, Weiss, Blake and especially Yang are staring with content and excitement. This is gonna be the best fight for tonight.

FIGHT!

Haggar and Zangief charge toward each other and both get locked in a tight, powerful hold. They glare daggers into each others eyes as they slowly try overpower each other. Zangief wins the struggle and tosses Haggar over his head. Haggar recovers and manages to block Zangief's flying kick and also blocks his punches. Zangief does a double lariat which Haggar ducks under and counters with a suplex that's followed by his own version of the lariat and kicks the Red Cyclone away. Zangief rebounds when he hits the pavement, slides behind Mike and performs two suplexes that are finished with a spinning piledrive. After that painful performance Zangief had done, which Ruby, Weiss and Blake had flinched at and Yang whooped how awesome that was, Zangief tosses the Mayor of Metro City a good distance and Haggar slides across the sidewalk, he may be down but he's not out. Haggar notices a pipe next to him. Zangier lumbers forward but gets kicked in the face by a flying kick, smacked across the face by Haggar's pipe and kicked in the gut. Zangief blocks Haggar's pipe and uses the Banishing Flat to disarm him and punches Mike into a building, Zangief follows.

RWBY doesn't know what's happening inside the building, due to the camera facing outside, but they can hear a lot of noises and grunts which they easily guess are the two fighters slowly brawling their way to the top floor while many citizens caught in the fight are screaming for their lives. Many objects and people were flying out the windows; a couch, a globe, the pink princess from last episode (what's she doing here?), an orange ball with stars in it, a fat purple cat and a creepy looking teddy bear.

At the top floor, the two champion wrestlers fists collide. Haggar throws some punches but Zangief blocks them. Haggar tries again but The Russian Wrestler suplexes the Mayor close to a nearby window. After failing to hit the American wrestler who was blocking, Zangief throws himself into Haggar and both are sent flying out the window in a shower of shattered glass.

The four young girls watch with awe and tension as the two rivals are now falling hundreds of feet towards the ground. Both are locked into a piledrive in which both are grabbing each other by the legs. Zangief, who is on top, begins to piledrive Haggar towards the pavement, but Haggar is not taking chances in losing, reverses the position and is now the one doing the piledriving. Zangief takes the position back. Haggar reverses it again. The two keep going back and forth until both of them are now a giant, spinning ball of muscle, trousers and boots. Both men scream a split second before colliding into the pavement with a loud crash, a thick dust cloud created from the impact. RWBY were all wide eyed and waiting to see who won. As the dust cloud begins to clear, they see both of the men lying on the ground and aren't moving. As the dust cloud fully dissipates, the huntresses cringe at seeing Haggar with blood on the pavement and around his head; his skull must have shattered from the impact. Mike Haggar is dead. Zangief slowly gets up, puts both his arms up in the air and laughs triumphantly.

K.O!
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(Cues Street Fighter IV main theme)

Yang whooped and hollered at her loudest while everyone else were also praising and cheering how awesome that fight was. But they had slight remorse on poor Haggar for dying like that, it must have hurt really bad, they hope he felt nothing.

Boomstick: *depressed* Aahh... a great man has fallen today...

"Wait... does Boomstick sound... sad?" Ruby asked with a little concern. She too felt a little upset and sad a badass like Haggar had to lose like that.

Wiz: Haggar and Zangief's similar movesets appeared evenly matched, anticipating each other's moves and countering with their signature attacks.

"I'm agreeing with that, that also made the match a very close one to say about." Blake informed. Though, she slightly liked Haggar better because he was being a hero for his city he runs.

Boomstick: *lamenting* He led a long, productive life, kicking ass, ruling Metro City and keeping the beaches safe from rogue sharks...

"I think he does sound sad." Weiss agreeing with Ruby. She may have a slight grudge at Boomstick but she agrees with Boomstick and admits Haggar was a responsible man protecting the innocent. She's starting to tear up a little.

Wiz: Not only Zangief is almost 100 pounds larger than Hagger, He's also 13 years younger and has been training all his life.

Yang was nodding at that. Sometimes, sacrificing training can lead you slacking behind. But she respected Haggar and even felt a little remorseful he had to lose. But he did fight well. And Zangief, who's also a badass, was a challenge to our Mayor of Metro City.

Boomstick: *upset* I'm gonna miss that wonder mustache!

"So will I!" Weiss was now crying because Haggar was big figure to look up.

"Me too!" Ruby also joined in and began hugging her teammate and close friend. She's also gonna miss that mustache.

"Don't touch me!" Weiss tried to rebuttal but she couldn't stop shedding tears.

Yang and Blake weren't sure what to say about this.

Wiz: Zangief's youth and lack of political agenda were enough to give him a slight edge.

Everyone has calmed down now.

Boomstick: *calmed down but still slightly sorrowed* Poor Hagger. He may piledrive sharks, but Zangief's bears were three times larger and probably twice as dangerous. Sure, Hagger can grapple a half ton shark without falling over, but if Zangief can push around 1500 pound bears as a hobby, Hagger didn't stand a chance.

Wiz: He definitely put up a good fight, though.

RWBY nodded in agreement.

Boomstick: That, he did. He just found his window of opportunity.

Wiz: The winner is Zangief.

RWBY may have liked Haggar a lot, but they also like Zangief as well and gave him the respect for the victory. Not every character you love will always win.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

The next contestants weren't two... but four.

They were anthropomorphic turtles... as ninjas?! Ruby was excited about this one.

The turtles looked identical but each had a different color for their masks and the different weapons they wield.

The first is wearing blue and wielding two katana like swords.

The second is wearing purple and wields a bo staff.

The third appears to be the shortest, is wearing orange and wielding nunchucks.

The fourth appears to be the tallest, is wearing red and wielding twin sai.

BATTLE ROYALE.

The girls put the disk back in the case and shut off the TV. It's Nine PM and it's time to rest. RWBY heads to bed and goes to sleep.