Bonus Episode: Q&A 2
My episode for Q&A 2
Wizard and Boomstick belong to Ben and Chad
The people who made the questions belong to them
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.
Soundtrack belong to their respective owners.
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum (R.I.P).
Note (Please Read this): Because some people requested this, so I did so. And I also want RWBY to get a good look at Wiz and Boomstick's appearance to know them better. And yes, SOMEDAY they will meet these two guys.... maybe. I will also someday add the episode where Takahata101 made that funny rant about Ben's dumb face and debate. If you don't want to read the Q&A, you don't have to.
Special Note: And another thing, Yes, it's taking longer to release the chapters because I have college and other important things to do at home. Even writers have other things to do too, you know. Heck, I bet It will take WEEKS to finish Goku vs Superman. So please, be patient when I'm working. Enjoy the Q&A's 2.
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Before Ruby could switch out the disc, they were introduced to a special episode called Q&A 2.
"Okay, what is this gonna be about?" asked Yang.
Boomstick: Hey everybody.
Wiz: Welcome to the second Death Battle Q&A
They got a good look at Wizard and Boomstick. After eighteen episodes, they finally see the two hosts they listened for the past 18 episodes.
"That's Boomstick and Wizard?" Said Weiss.
Wizard is a skinny looking man wearing a lab coat and green glasses. He's wearing some kind of futuristic glove that covers his entire right arm and he appears he has a cybernetic left arm all the way to his shoulder. The most creepy feature is his psychotic face and snow-white hair. When they looked as his face... it reminds them of Ozpin... as if he went crazy, and became a mad scientist. Weird.
Boomstick looks like a jacked up version of Cardin who became a hillbilly. Boomstick is a muscular man wearing a sleeveless red jacket over a white shirt, blue jeans, and a cap that covers his head and eyes. He also has a good looking mustache and a tattoo on his left shoulder that's a heart with two shotguns criss-crossed and three letters that spells mom. He's wielding a shotgun and his left leg is replaced by another shotgun for a leg.
"They... look like Ozpin and Cardin." Said Ruby.
"I was expecting Wiz to look like some kind of gentleman in a suit and Boomstick looking like some kind of bum." Said Weiss.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to... answer your questions.
"Questions?" The huntresses asked at once.
RWBY realized this is an episode answering the fans questions. RWBY decides to listen to understand how this all works.
Wiz: g1 SmirkyTrick asks "Why did you guys leave Youtube?"
"Sounds like Newtube we watch sometimes." Said Yang.
Boomstick: 'Cause we've proven our worth and now Craig's gonna pay us! Finally!
Wiz: No Boomstick, the real reason Death Battle is exclusive to Screwattack because we're bringing all our shows home where they belong. Expect more syndicated shows to follow our lead in the near future.
Boomstick: Now that you're exclusive to Screwattack, will Youtube subscribers get anything anymore?
Wiz: We realize a lot of you prefer using your Youtube subscriptions to keep up with your favorite shows.
Boomstick: AKA, you like being lazy *Coughs*.
Weiss rolled her eyes.
Wiz: That's why we will continue posting updates and announcements on Youtube. Linking directly to each episode on Screwattack, so you'll never be out of the loop.
Boomstick: So whenever there's a new episode, we'll let you know. And while you are on Screwattack, check out all the other great video game content we have to offer. You never know, you might just like what you see.
"Unfortunately, Earth is destroyed." Blake said in a sad tone. They should forget that.
Wiz reads another question.
Wiz: "Have you ever reconsidered re-doing a Death Battle episode due to a mistake?" Well, we... I don't make mistakes.
Boomstick: Hey!
"Do they make mistakes?" Ruby asked. Everybody shrugged.
Wiz's crazy face is making RWBY not so sure. But they love the show anyway.
Wiz: g1 darkhyrulelord asks "If a character dies in Death Battle, can they ever come back?"
That was the exact same idea they had back at episode 6.
Boomstick: Uh... sure? Why not? We have the power to do anythinnnnng.
"A lie or not, I hope they do that." Said Ruby.
Boomstick: g1 samuraispartan7000 wants to know "Which battle made your weiner move more? Chun Li VS Mai or Rouge VS Wonder Woman?"
RWBY blushed in embarrassment. "Not this again." Weiss groaned in annoyance.
Even Wiz ain't comfortable with this.
Wiz: I don't know if this is appropriate...
Boomstick: Finally, an important question! Well, obviously, the boob-to-ass ratio is considerably higher in the Mai vs Chun fight. But, the end all lesbian makeout session between Rogue and Wonder Babe, registered higher on the old wango meter.
Weiss deeply blushed and wanted to strangle Boomstick right now. RBY also blushed.
Boomstick: Good question, Samurai.
"Not really." Weiss growled through her teeth.
Boomstick: g1 Jathan asks "Akuma's low stamina is actually just him holding back. Why did you use the perceived weakness against him?"
Wiz: We didn't'. Last I checked, he won.
"That was an easy answer." Said Yang.
Wiz: g1 Master Graveheart asks "Since Starscream didn't technically die, can Rainbow Dash have really claimed victory?"
That caught their attention.
Wiz: Well, he's being digested by a magic pony in the land of Equestria and when he... "gets out", as far as I know, the only mechanical device there for him to possess is a sewing machine.
Boomstick: We like to think that's a fate worse than death.
"Poor Starscream." Said Ruby. "At least he can't hurt you." Said Blake.
This question seems interesting.
Boomstick: "IF YOU SKIP THIS QUESTION U WILL DIE INSTINTLY! DO GOKU VS SUPERMAN! Also Captain Kurt vs Han Solo."
Wiz: Wait. What was the question? I didn't see a question there.
Boomstick: Well I guess we didn't skip it.
RWBY giggled. "Someone forgot to think clearly." Said Weiss as she kept chuckling.
Wiz: Who's Captain Kurt?
Boomstick: "There are so many requests, how do you guys actually choose which one to do?"
Wiz: We certainly look through all the suggestions, but ultimately, it comes down if we think the fight is worthwhile.
"Interesting. The episodes are fan suggestions." Said Blake
This question is also pretty interesting, it seems more like some kind of rant.
Wiz: "How come the fight in the fight between blank-and-blank, 46.35 seconds into the fight, so-and-so did blank when he should have done blank instead and ended up losing of it because etc. etc." *Groans in annoyance* Really People?! Really?!
RWBY was laughing how silly, angry fanboys are taking this seriously.
Wiz: Okay! The fight itself is NOT what determines who wins or loses, it's a representation of our research, put together in an entertaining way.
Boomstick: In other words, we do a crap load of research, comparison, arguments and stuff, to figure out who wins. And then put together a kick-ass fight for your enjoyment.
RWBY now understands how all this works.
Wiz: "It's a conspiracy! It is BEYOND DOUBT that DEATH BATTLE hosts a secret poll on their website and creates an outcome by popular vote!"
"Sounds like someone is seeing this differently out of anger or suspicion." Yang said with smirk.
Boomstick: Uh-oh, Wiz, they're on to us.
Wiz: That is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
Everyone laughed.
Boomstick: g1 Bastardjoel wants to know "Will you be doing anything special for Advantage Members on Screwattack?"
Wiz: For those of you unaware, the Advantage Program is a low cost subscription on Screwattack where you can directly support your favorite show.
Boomstick: Like us!
Wiz: While receiving no adds and extra content. In Death Battle's case, gag reels and early access to every episode.
This is an interesting site. Other sites on Remnant also have those too.
Then, they see one question that forever changed history on Earth... which RWBY is unaware of, but it does give them hints of it.
Boomstick: "Seriously guys. Will you ever do Goku VS Superman?" We will....Eventually.
RWBY sees an image of two combatants locked in mortal kombat.
Wiz: And that's about it. Thanks to everyone on Youtube for supporting the Death Battle show for 18 episodes.
Boomstick: Here's to 18 more!
"Well, that was interesting." Said Ruby. Everyone felt interested in how all this worked. Now it's time to see episode 19. Ruby switches the disc and hits play.
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