My flight leaves on Friday so I might as well update. And I have a 100.7° F fever (100.7 degrees Fahrenheit is 38.166 degrees Celsius) And I'm probably not going to school tomorrow either so I have lots of free time.

I just read Phanfiction for the first time and guess which one I read first:

The fúcking Hat Fic. Yup. My innocence has been shattered. Oh goodness please don't read it. And I'm not trying to use reverse phycology here, just don't read it. I'm now going to feel forever feel guilty about this now. And then I got curious and I read:

The Milk Fic

And holy fudge cakes I think I'm scarred for life. It's worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. (no, I haven,t seen the movie or read the book what,s wrong with you people)

You could say I'm just fucked up now. And I have a feeling the Fics were written by kids which is more messed up than ever.

Just don't read them. I'M WARNING YOU YOU WILL BE SCAREED FOR LIFE. I CAN'T LOOK AT DAN AND PHIL THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN.

OR A HAMSTER. KEEP HATS, HAMSTERS, AND MILK AWAY FROM ME.