Sherlock: *says something obvious*
John: No shit, Sherlock!
Sherlock: F*ck you, Watson!

Johnlock shippers: So...Sherlock wants to fück John?
Anti-Johnlock People: Oh my god they're just really good friends!
Johnlock shipoers: haha right. Keep thinking that.

A|N: Okay part of the idea of this post belongs to tumblr. "F*ck you, Watson" was an actual comeback used in the 80's for people who said "No shit Sherlock."

A|N 2: I cut my hair today and the lady that was cutting it, her name was Ana Valdez. And I was silently fangirling.