Reasons Why I'm a Fail! (Yay) [I feel like I'm mocking DAN, but I'm not. I just really like the song.]

So we had to get flowers for a science project, and I went to Kmart because I'm dumb and decided to check Kmart before going to PathMark. My mom said if I had to get it, I have to get it my self, so she didn't go.

I walk in, searching for the gardening section and fail. So I want to ask a salesperson, but they were all helping other people, and I didn't want to bother them. And then I'm just plain lost running around the store, until a worker bumps into me.

I ask her where the gardening section is, and I go where she's pointing. The doors had no sign, just automatic doors that opened as I stepped in. The doors closed behind me as I searched for angiosperms.

After having no luck, I turn to the door and wait for it to open. It doesn't. I wave my hands the sensor, but nothing works.

"Alohamora!" Nothing. I was trapped. No other doors except a fire exit. And I knew if I went through the fire exit, the alarm would go off, and that would be worse. and I don't have a phone, because financial issues, and so all I'm imagining is a skeleton, my skeleton, and a tiny little girl crying and pointing at the skeleton.

I was so tense, and all I could think was 'skeleton, skeleton, you're skeleton. goodbye to your life!' And I was panicking. I was sweating.
This was from my nightmares. I pinched myself 'please make this a
Nightmare, please let this be a fûcking nightmare.'

And then I had no choice. I went through the fire alarm and the security guy got so mad. He started giving me a lecture on fire safety. I wanted to say something, I wanted to tell him that the doors got locked, but then I just...

I told him I'm sorry, and left home. I explained to my mom, left off the door locking part because it was too embarrassing to talk about. And then she told me that I'm not allowed to go to Kmart for a week to 'learn my lesson.'

I didn't mind of course, because I love staying home. I'm not going to go outside, unless for a very good reason, ever again.