A|N: I'm sorry if this is boring, or make you feel bad about yourself, or anything like that. I just want to share my experience. Oh and this is pretty long. But I did try to make it funny so you didn't sleep through the this "chapter".

4/3/15 or 3/4/15 whatever floats your boat.

Day 1: The Flight
Goodness I got trapped in security. They wouldn't let me through even though I didn't have any metal on me. But then things got cleared up so I'm good.

The plane ride was so long! It was 6 hours and oh my goodness these people came together as a tourist group to visit New York and were going back to LA and they were so loud. I couldn't sleep.

But here are some thoughts I had:
-why is this seat so uncomfortable.
-Ooh what movie is that person watching.
-oh no why is she watching the Fault in Our Stars? Is she purposely trying to make me cry?
-Wait, should I do my homework now or....
-Nah, I'll just do it later.
-Ooh let's watch The Night at the Museum
-Oh my god I really don't want a Wholock crossover. I'm glad it was an April Fools Joke. [A|N: Just search up Sherlock APRIL Fools and you'll get what I'm throwing here]

Now I'm at my cousin's house continue to Day 2:

4/4/15 or 4/4/15 you get the shizz
Tttggff
Day 2: A boring Day

We stayed home and played on Wii. Oh and I had the spiciest food ever and it was amazing. I love spivey food if you can't tell already.

Day 3: Disney Land! YASSS
FINALLY MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.
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But I'm afraid of heights. Like Thalia, but way more than that. Since when? I fell off an escalator when I was first coming to America, at the airport. GODDARNIT I'M THAT CLUMSY, OKAY. And then there's the fact that my family don't understand and won't give a f if I were to fall off a ride because "it's fun!" Like, can't I fear the heights? Does that make me a less brave if a person? I'm okay with like a little height, if it's in a closed ride, but if the cart or whatever it is I'm sitting in isn't closed with a really good and secure seatbelt, I will panic. At the Disco. Jk. ROWLING. Okay I have to stop with my references. Okay? okay.

Let's see what happens.
- 7:55 that morning

OKAY I'M BACK AND OH MY GOODNESSSSS. DISNEY LAND WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

We left in the morning, came back at night, and it was amazing! I would show you guys videos, but I haven't gotten them off my camera yet, so I can't :(. These are some thoughts I had during

Scary (?) Rides:
-eh, this isn't that scary.
-holy cow is that a big ball rolling toward us? It's probably a hologram.
-This stupid Haunted Mansion ride isn't even scary
-Okay Captain Jack Sparrow let me help you fight these pirates!
-Wait is that skeleton bleeding? That looks like a sick flow. Reminds me of my period

Kiddie Rides:
-IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER AL!! (Yes, I did sing.)
-OOH IT,S THE 7 DWARFS!
-I'm going down the rabbit hole with Alice!

Parade:
-PRINCE ALI NANANANA ALI ABWABA!
-BUT AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT!
-THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEE
-OMG PETER PAN IS SO HOT OMG
-YEAH PETER GO PETER!
-OOH LOOK AT ABU THE MONKEY SHAKE THO
-UGGHHH A LET IT GO SING ALONG. OKAY NO, I HAVE TO.

Day 4: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
ROLLER COASTERS:
-JURASSIC PARK HERE I COME (I rode this twice)
-OH NO IT'S A 90° ANGLE
-OKAY I DIDN'T LIKE THE WATER
-MINION RIDE!
-THAT...THAT WASN'T THAT GOOD. IT WASN'T WCARY, BUT THE STORY WAS CUTE
-SIMPSONS RIDE!
-THAT WAS AMAZING
-MUMY RIDE THINGY
-OMG I ALMOST PUKED

Tours and shows:
-THE FILM MAKING TOUR BY JIMMY FWLLON WAS AWESOMESAUCE. I WISH HE ACTUALLY CAME THO. (We watched him on a screen on the trum)
-WATER WORKS!
-DAMN THAT MERMAN IS HOT AS FUDGE!
-OMFG HE'S FROM INSTRUGEN?! OMG OMG
-THE ANIMAL SHOW!
-OMG THAT'S ERROL FROM HARRY POTTER
-AWWW THE ANIMALS ARE ADORABLE

We probably went on more rides, but I'm just too bloody tired to describe them. Sominstead here are some things I heard that were't actually dirty, but my mind made them to be.

If you don't want your innocence to be crushed, I suggest you skip this.
And note to people who know me in real life: WE DO NOT TAKM ABOUT THE FOLLOWING PART IN PUBLIC OKAY. THANK YOU

-"Dr. [insert name I forgot] his slogan: if you can put it in, I can pull it out!"
Yup.

-[Guy to his brother or friend idk] let's go you see those footprints on that machine? When your u get there, they have to check you so get ready to spread those legs!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No thank you!

-[A couple eating a kebab with sauce] "Okay honey, hold it tight. Dip it in slowly. That's it!"
DID TEY NOT REALIZE THAT THERE WERE CHILDREN AROUND. AND TEENS WITH DIRTY MINDS?!

Sorry, but I can't be the only one!

Skip to the day before our flight because the rest of the days, we had to go to people's houses and stuff. Which isn't very entertaining.

Last Day: MY TRIP TO THE LAST BOOKSTORE

So I threw up the night before, food poisoning, but I'm still going!

And we also went to the beach, but at isn't that important.

Okay kids, the last bookstore is a magical place. The picture above is a picture I did not take. It is from their website: http://lastbookstorela.com

There was a section on the second floor with all books costing $1 only!

I bought 5 books, and a T-Shirt with a Infinite Jest quote on it. But the store was magical. Seriously, it was so beautiful and I can't believe a lot of people don't know about it! I would describe it in sensual detail, but don't have much time so umm...bye?!

I'll be back in the weekends!