Harry: *dies and goes to the afterlife*
Harry: Mum!
Lily: *hugs, smiles a little. Walks away*
Harry: Okay...dad! Hi!
James: *Stares disappointedly.*
Harry: ...SIRIUS!
SIRIUS: *shakes head in embarrassment.
Harry:...Re-Remus?
Remus: *Covers face with hands*
James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius: ALBUS SEVERUS? SEVERUS?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
Snape: Oh my.
Dumbledore: Stay out of this Severus.
Fred: Yeah. Popcorn Headmaster?
Dumbledore: Ooh yes. I do love popcorn.
*Everyone watches as James, Sirius, Remus and Lily try to beat the crap out of Harry.*