Today my boyfriend supremely embarrassed me.

We had a substitute in P.E, and I must admit, she was a good looking young woman in her 20's. But that does NOT give him the right to do what he did.

She was taking attendance. You know how when subs take attendance, some people say things like, 'it's pronounced Ben, but you can call me Moto Moto.' Well, today he said... after she called out, 'Vex'?

He said, 'I'm here, but you can call me Daddy.'

And then he WINKED at her.

It didn't help that he had the 'swiggity swooty' Lenny face on his shirt.

RGH HIS DIRTY MIND IS SO ANNOYING.

The teacher literally froze for a minute. I could practically hear her thinking 'am I getting hit on by a 14 year old?'

Then, bye bye Vex. Or should I say 'Daddy'? You're off to the office.

Nyeh
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