Nathan: The capital of Austria is Berlin.

Alan: No! Berlin is the capital of Germany! Vienna is the capital of Austria!

Nathan: The capital of Colombia is Cartagena.

Alan: No, its Bogotá! And, before you say anything, Spanish is the official language of Colombia!

Nathan: Okay. That chick is from Colombia!

Esperanza: *Spanish accent* No, I am from Uruguay! Its in the same continent as Colombia!

Nathan: *stares blankly*

Esperanza: South America!

Nathan: Oh. You Spanish chicks are so hot! Muy caliante!

Esperanza: *beats up Nathan*

Nathan: *getting beat up*

This story was written on Friday, July 23rd, 2021.

A/N Nathan needs brain cells, stat! He is a total failure! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.