So I Talked with Dipper Pines...
Then Bill showed up in his human form...
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Dipper: So your a Fox hybrid AND a Sorcereress AND a Queen?!
Tiana: Yep!
Dipper:Interesting...*starts writing in a new journal*
Tiana: So dipper how did you take finding out that the Author of the journals was actually your grandfather?
Dipper: Uhhh it was actually p-pretty surprising for me, though I was still angry at stan...
Tiana: Wow harsh*giggles*
Dipper:*Nervous laugh* Y-yea...
Tiana: Next question, Is Bill still alive?
Dipper: Oh well he-
Bill: Appears behind Tiana and puts hands on her sides* Of course I am deary~ I am an immortal being after all~
Tiana:Squeaks*
Dipper:*Grabs Tiana's arm and pulls her away from Bill* BILL! What did we say about harassing Defenseless women!
Tiana: Hey!*Growls at fox ears pull back* I'm not defenseless!
Bill: What can I say, She's foxy~
Dipper and Tiana:*freeze*
Dipper: Bill, take that back before she blows... 0_0"""
Bill: Foxy loxy with Moxy~
Tiana:*eyes glow*
Dipper:*pinchs bridge on nose* Bill....You dun fucked up....
Bill: Wait wha- AGHH!
(Intermission)
Bill:*cloths are shredded and is cover in scratch marks* I-I-I-....
Tiana:*licks blood off claws and tails and ear fur smooth's out* Now as I was saying~ Dipper, the Fangirls are really curious! Is Billdip real?!
Dipper:*Blushes* W-well I-I-I cant say if its real or not-
Bill:*Regenerates and wraps arm around dipper* Of course it is!~
Mabel:*squeals and jumps out of bushes* I KNEW IT!
Dipper: W-what?!
Mabel: IM GOING TO TELL THE GIRLS*squeals and runs off*
Tiana:Giggles* that is about the cutest thing ever!
Stanford:*appears* I don't know if I approve of this -_-"
Stan:*growls and crosses arms* I sure don't!*stomps up and separtes them*
Dipper: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!
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After that me and Dipper moved to a private location and talked some more, thank god... I did blow up on bill and almost killed him so yea...
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