Sock and Jonathan are too much like Me and my friend Toby but without the ship...

I'm Sock...

Hes jonathan..

example...

Me:*Looks over to try and see Toby's homework* ACK!*hand slips and I fall out of chair*

Teacher: Tobuscus!

Toby:*looks at teacher and flicks me off under the desk*

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Me:*Dancing at the bus stop*

Toby:*facepalms* Please stop embarrassing me....

Me:NEVER!!!!!!!*laughs and goes back to dancing*

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Me:*waits at the door on the way to Aarons apartment, smirking*

Toby:*Arrives*

Me: You're late~*singsong voice*

Toby: I fucking hate you...

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Toby: whats 2 plus 2 smartass*Annoyed cuz its the 100th time and I still haven't answered correctly*

Me:*Smirks devilishly* FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Toby:*Slams desk* YOUR LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS VERSION OF FUCKING LUCIFER!!!!!!!

Me:*Laughing uncontrollably as He yells at me*

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Aaron: Ok sweet heart whats 2 plus 2?*Trying to get the correct answer out of me*

Toby: Its not gonna work dude...

Me:*giggles* FOUR!

Toby: WHAT?!?!

Aaron:*glares at Toby* See Toby! Shes an absolute angel!

Toby: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! AARON I SWEAR TO GOD THAT GIRL IS SATAN HIMSELF!!!

Aaron: *hugs me* Toby!

Me:*smirks and flicks off Toby while Aarons not looking*

Toby: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Me: I may or may not have killed your hamster....

Toby: WHAT?!?!?

Me: JUST KIDDING*Laughs insanely*

Toby: YOU LITTLE FUCKING DEMON!

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So now you get it...Toby Is my cousin BTW...

He hates me and Loves me...

Aaron is not my boyfriend nor are we intimately in a realationship...

He's also my cousin...

I'm fucking satan himself and I pester the fuck out of Toby....