411. At least I can still smoke in my car.

412. I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

413. If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

414. People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

415. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

416. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

417. I’m better than your Ex and better then your NEXT!

418. If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

419. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

420. We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.