it's official that shitty oneshots should be called oneshits

anyways have my koo x reader but it's shitty 😌💅

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one of the the student council members of kourse have to spill ink on you. (haha get it? of kourse not)

you yeeted™ out of the door and made your way to the bathroom in the old skool building, third floor, third stall, where it's rumored to be haunted BECAUSE OF KOURSE THERE WERE NO OTHER BATHROOMS IN THE SCHOOL.

"oh hey am i getting delusional again? look there's a walking rambutan heading towards the bathroom as well" you wondered as you eyed on the rambutan with  l e g s.

"wait wtf that rambutan is a boy??!?!?!" you gasped,, because apparently rambutans have gender. you barged in the bathroom, shouting "BOOMER FBI OPEN UP" for the sake of the memes whilst doing so.

okay- but wth is going on?? confusion 100. screeching, rambutan man is trying to get toilet behind the slaughter away from shoujo protagonist.

what's even more impressive is that toilet boye was floating as if he was tinker bell or something. okay, but disney au-

you magically remembered that thicc ankles is your senpai. yes you did it by magic, maybe toilet tinker bell sprayed you some of her magic dusts who knows 👀👀,, i'd like to continue with the au but we're going off topic doe

anyway you didn't know what to fucking do so you cried out "heehee".

the apeshit gang spots you.

yashihoe let out a gasp, but she overdid it that she started choking and coughing. "yyyyyy/n-chan?"

"you know her, yashihorse?"

"ofc i do sis" ya girl took you by the shoulders and yeeted™ you at the gang. "tis is l/n y/n,, a new transferred stoodent to the junior high division."

not knowing what to do, you decided to say something you think is smart.

"s(he) be(lie)ve(d). he lied. sbeve", you quoted, and it actually is big brain indeed.

"this girl is a fucking genius i can't take this i am officially cancelled" harold made this T^T face and curled himself into a ball in the corner. his toilet ass can't handle such smart shit.

"hold on" mikoul jackson moonwalked towards you and checked on your hands (his moves are smoother than my skin bro 😍😍😍). "ayy sister your hands are covered in soy sauce."

"nonono it's ink" you tried to explain, but stupid bigass earring confirmed it was soy sauce. so he washed your hands for you like the simp he is.

"bbbbro is this an assault 😱😱😰😰" you gulped your kool aid which came out of nowhere to calm yourself down. i'm actually lowkey scared of the kool aid man but that's not the point.

"nnnnnnno 😰😰😰😰" durian hair was very flustered and looked at the other two for help, but harold and karen had gone off the property so durian man is on his own now. press f to pay respects and e if you agree he's a simp.

you and simpnamoto remained silent until your hands are clean, oh my god how is it so clean like did you wash it with tide or smth?? anyway, it's clean.

"thank you durian man" you thanked your homie.

"wait, yashihoe-senpie said that your last name is simpnamoto. are you by any chance called teroo?"

a bit disappointed that his existence is less acknowledged, he shook his head. very hilarious to see his bigass earring wave like that. "no. i'm kevin."

"ah" you nodded to minamoto kevin. then you proceeded to casually vibe with him at the toilet because i have no other idea what we should do from here 😢😢.

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before i take my leave i'm here to say,,

i'm scared for the next three days

tmr is the release of chapter 66

tmr is also the mitsukou monday

the next day is bully via (me) day 😰😰

the next two days is bully katsu day

the next two days is also the end of jan's dtiys 😢😢

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anyway, i'm out. have a nice good day/night and don't forget to take care of yourself.