frickety frick i got art block. oop

also i just realized i abandoned my oneshots ahahaha,,,,, oop

let's just pretend i didn't abandon anyone's dtiys shall we-

also i had to rewrite this bcs wattpad decided to crash 😔😔 be thankful that i have patience

anyways i just read the older oneshots again and honestly why are they so cringey? i only like the renegade one so far hhdhdhsh. hahaha toilet water.

so long story short that inspired me to do the even more shittier version of my oneshots :DD

you know what's coming.

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y/n walked around the skool,, lost!!!! oh noes!!!! you just wanted to take your friend to the nursery room what did you do to deserve this 😢😢

suddenly you see......... the man behind the slaughter at the classroom door!!! you became speed and kachow-ed your way out of the hallway. you were flexing on the stairs and is about to stomp on the fourth step, but man behind the slaughter caught you 😲😲😲😱😱😱

"AAAAAAAAAAAA" you gave him the bønk.

"stfu betch i'm trying to save you" he said as he lowers you down. apparently it wasn't the purple man but the toilet kink guy.

"but why did you took me back" you asked.

"because if you step on the fourth step your mans will commit self deletus from your life" hanakhoe explained.

"bbbbbbbut i don't have a man 😰😰😰😰" you stated.

okay i'm too lazy to rewrite everything over especially the fact that i'm writing this on wattpad but not my notes irritates me, but who cares? anyway time skippu to where toilet man takes y/n to the bathroom.

"i can grant wishes, so make one and i can grant it ;))" hanacock wiggled his eyebrows. totally not expecting for your labor.

"mmmm ehhhh uhhh i have none." you reluctantly said. "hbu?"

"i just want to have proper grammar for this chapter. that's all."

"ight" y/n said as her eyes beamed like one of those idol animes scene. i can't properly think anymore, i just woke up an hour ago. oop. "so- i wish for you to go get a life."

might sound r00d but at least y/n didn't tell bratnako to step a lego or eat the brown part of the banana. he smiled.

"ight ty for your business" he said as he finally can flex on proper english

"In return, you'll have to give your labor and be my first friend."

"sure" you didn't object.

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"wait what labor-"

and that's how you became hanacock's personal plumber.

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have a nice day, that's all i'll say. i have no idea i want to sleep rn dhshshhdhd