Jungkook
Hyungiieeeeee~

Taehyung
Good evening sir

Jungkook
🤨 wht da fuck
Why are you calling me sir?

Taehyung
You are the boss of industry sir
And it will be disrespect of I call you by your name

Jungkook
Anything else
😑

Taehyung
Um no sir

Jungkook
Okay! FIRST OF ALL stop calling me sir AND SECOND if you dont return to what we were before then see your company falling down the next moment

Taehyung
Ok sir

Jungkook
Is that so ?

Taehyung
Aish ok kook
It's not like I was having fun calling you sir

Jungkook
This is the reason why I didnot wanted to tell you
I thought to get a true friend then I met you and I fell for you but you also after knowing me treats the same as everyone

Taehyung
I am sorry koo
I was just scared that you might fire me

Jungkook
FiRe Me
Bullshit
Anyways
I have a question

Taehyung
Oh no no no no
Stop
You and your questions are dangerous

Jungkook
What do u call a woman in heaven?

Taehyung
What did I even expect
*sigh*
An Angel?

Jungkook
Correct !
Now
A crowd of woman in heaven?

Taehyung
Umm
A host of Angels??

Jungkook
DOUBLE CORRECT!
And all woman in heaven?

Taehyung
Umm population? Idk

Jungkook
Nope
PEACE ON EARTH!
Hahahahahahahahaha
[What do you expect from pure gay duh]

Taehyung
...

Jungkook
😂

Taehyung
I am seriously starting to think why I like you

Jungkook
Because I am sexy??

Taehyung
Nah
You are cute

Jungkook
Hah
I am sexy aswell

Taehyung
Lol what a joke
You are C.U.T.E

Jungkook
Wanna bet

Taehyung
Okay 😀

Jungkook
Okay so if I won , you will send me banana milk and if you won I will send you strawberry milk okay

Taehyung
How do you know I love strawberry milk ??

Jungkook
Umm just guesses
Now do you accept
??

Taehyung
Ok

Jungkook
😏 wrong move kim
Let me show you now
[So show me~]

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Taehyung
Aww finding difficult to find pics??
😂

Jungkook
Patience sire

(Ignore mic and all)

T

hese are some of my recent photoshoots
Want more??

Taehyung
What
The
...
Wow

Jungkook
😏

Taehyung
Fuck kook is this really you ?!

Jungkook
Unfortunately yes

Taehyung
....you are making me hard istg

Jungkook
😳
You dont need to tell that

Taehyung
Fuck koo who told you to be this hot a and sexy

Jungkook
I said so
Now now where is my banana milk

Taehyung
Ugh ok ok
Address ??

Jungkook
Why address ? So that you can kidnap me??

Taehyung
😑
Ok then no banana milk

Jungkook
No no no
Its ××××××××××

Taehyung
Banana milk on the way

Jungkook
And yeah dont you dare come here or my bodyguards will cut you in pieces

Taehyung
Aish ok ok

Jungkook
And I hope you didn't tell my secret to anyone??

Taehyung
Yup my mouth is sealed

Jungkook
Good
Now I have to go
Love you
Bye

Taehyung
Love you too
Bye gn

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More secrets are to be revealed—
And it's not like Taehyung was mastrubating after seeing sexy kook nOpE nOt