Jungkook
Hyung!!
Hyungie
Boyfie
Love
Sugar
Bear
Baby bear
Daddy

Taehyung
Ok ok staph
What happened?

Jungkook
Do I need to have reason to text you?

Taehyung
Yes

Jungkook
And do you think I will follow you?

Taehyung
No

Jungkook
Good then cUz I will not
Anyways
I have a question

Taehyung
*sigh*
What?!

Jungkook
When a soap falls on the ground—

Taehyung
I dont know what revolves in your brain but
Yes?

Jungkook
—is the soap dirty then or the floor is cleaned

Taehyung
...

Jungkook
...

Taehyung
...

Jungkook
...

Taehyung
Dont cum at me with these type of questions
Istg I will kick you the very first moment

Jungkook
But I was just curious
🥺

Taehyung
*a big sigh*
There are millions of people in the world and you chose me?!
Waeeeeeeeeeee?!?!

Jungkook
Cuz u r hot

Taehyung
Uh yea I am but why meeee

Jungkook
You want me to go to Jimin hyung?

Taehyung
So what is your next question

Jungkook
😏

Taehyung
🤨

Jungkook
Ok ok I met my friend today who was teaching me jokes
Wanna hear?

Taehyung
Oh pls no

Jungkook
Okay
So what happened to the bear who lost his ear?

Taehyung
No no no no
Pls stop okay
Stop

Jungkook
He became a bee
Hahahahahahahahaha

Taehyung

Jungkook
Hyungggggieeeeeeeeee~

Taehyung
You just made jokes like my hyung
Did you met him today?

Jungkook
Him?
Bo
*No
Hahaha what u talkin abt

Taehyung
🤨
Sus
Anyways
You know now a days when I go to get a deal with businessmen and when I say my name , everyone has the same reaction..

Jungkook
What reaction?!
They died!?
Gun shot?!
Faint?!

Taehyung
Aish no

Jungkook
Then what?!
Tripped?!
Kissed?!
Istg Taehyung if you kiss anyone I will on spot kill that person and personally choke you

Taehyung
Calm down kid

Jungkook
Who tf is kid?!
I am a kid?!
I am so hot that you will sweat buckets after seeing meh

Taehyung
Yeah yeah
Whatever
Now will you let me speak?

Jungkook
*write
And yeah go ahead

Taehyung
Huh so where was I
Yeah same reaction
either they just gasped or has their eyes wide for a second or two and then I get the deal so quickly.. few of them even didnot read my proposal and just signed the paper and I was like wHaT tHe fUck

Jungkook
You must be very famous in business industry

Taehyung
I know but everyone is like me
Then what is happening

Jungkook
You know what Tae
Dont think much haha
See I have more jokes with me
Wanna hear?

Taehyung
No no no
Now staph
Or I will block you

Jungkook
Ummm ok
For now

Taehyung
For now?

Jungkook
Oh hun you think I will leave you?

Taehyung
Unfortunately no

Jungkook
Good
And yeah
For now
Enjoy this
Then we will continue daddy~

Taehyung
Enjoy what?!

Jungkook

Love you and good night

Taehyung
JUNGKOOK
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS YOU
WHY DID YOU DROP THE BOMB PUT OF NOWHERE
but damn
Seen

[Its not like Taehyung was staring at the picture from last 15 minutes nope NoT DeFiNitElY nOt]