Jungkook
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot

Taehyung
Why do you even TRY to flirt with me
Its cringy
And second
No I am a human not a cookie

Jungkook
Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!

Taehyung
I have never went to Disneyland so Idk

Jungkook
*gasp*

Taehyung
What?

Jungkook
*dramatic gasp*

Taehyung
–_–

Jungkook
*ultra dramatic gsjffkdoeps

Taehyung
What happened to you now?

Jungkook
Nothing just choked on air 😀

Taehyung
And why

Jungkook
Cuz maybe or maybe not I was following what I was writing

Taehyung
*sigh*
What should I do
Such a baby

Jungkook
y-you

Taehyung
Are you shuttering
Cute

Jungkook
Is today the end of the world?
YOU CALLED ME CUTE
PARTY PARTY YEAH~

YOU CALLED ME BABY
PARRY PARTY YEAH~

Taehyung
Add pig too

Jungkook
YOU CALLED ME PIG
PARTY PARTY YEAH~
wait
What?!?!
🥺🤧🥺🤧🥺🤧🥺🤧
Me cry

Taehyung
Smh
You are definitely dumb

Jungkook
Nan ne meori kkokdaegieseo chumchwo you dumb, dumb
*whistle*

Taehyung
You–
I am not even surprised now

Jungkook
Oh honey
You will be surprised in the future
Cuz I am full of mysteries and surprises

Taehyung
Says the one who revealed his important info to a stranger

Jungkook
But you are not a stranger

Taehyung
Huh?
Do I know you?

Jungkook
Uh
I have to take my fish for a walk
Bye

Taehyung
Hey!
Delivered

You punk
Delivered

First answer me
Delivered

You shit
Delivered

Come back
Delivered