*John is cooking*

Kim-ly, running into the room: AAAAHAHHSHSHHDHDHHSHDJOHNHELPTHEYAREPLOTTINGTOKILLMEHELPPPPPP

John: hm?

Rosalie: you did tell them you wanted to die.

Kim-ly: I WAS BEING DRAMATIC BECAUSE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN A SHOW DIED-

Rosalie: oh. 

Joh: wait who's trying to kill you?

Kim-ly: Alab and Viola.

John: why?

Kim-ly: I exposed them both in a game of 'who has the more impressive secret' by revealing only secrets about other people in the house, and they've been waiting for a chance to get revenge.

John: ...you didn't tell them about my secret,  did you?

Kim-ly: maybe-

John: ... KIM I SWEAR TO GOD WHY-