BEST MEN

Sebastian
I have the ring

Chris
Omg

Anthony
What does it look like

Sebastian
I can't show you
Reyna's here and she's nosy

Chris
True

Sebastian
I'm scared she'll see it

Anthony
Then hide it?

Sebastian
What do you think I've been trying
to do for the last half hour smartass

Chris
It can't possibly be that hard

Sebastian
It is. She's being very clingy right now

Chris
Aw clingy little baby

Sebastian
It's cute any other time but right
now it's frightening. I have to hide this
thing before she sees it

Anthony
Tell her she stinks and that she needs
a shower

Chris
That's so rude

Sebastian
Uh

Anthony
Did you do it

Sebastian
Yes and she started crying

Anthony
But is she going to take a shower

Sebastian
OMG YES
But I feel bad

Chris
Does she really stink

Sebastian
No, the woman smells like maple
syrup and lavender all the time
It's actually quite beautiful

Anthony
And arousing I bet

Sebastian
I can't be aroused by her right now

Chris
Uh why

Sebastian
Her pregnancy has turned her into
an actual puppy. She's too cute and
whiny to be aroused by

Anthony
Good god, how long has it been since
you two did the deed

Sebastian
Like two days before we found out
Theo was Theo

Chris
Goodness that was three months ago

Sebastian
I know but it's okay, I'm abstaining
until further notice

Anthony
I would too, there's no climbin
up that hill

Chris
😳😳😳

Sebastian
I don't know why I talk to you

Anthony
You love me. But I have a question?

Sebastian
What

Anthony
Does losing peanut still upset you?

Sebastian
Yes, but I can't change what happened

Anthony
I know, I was just wondering

Sebastian
Don't worry, Mack. I'm happy where I
am with my life

Chris
We can tell. I don't think I've ever
seen you so happy

Anthony
Me either

Sebastian
It's because of Reyna. She gives my
life purpose. I'm lucky to have her

Anthony
Yes you are

Chris
Love that girl

Sebastian
I'm gonna go and hide this
ring now before she gets out
if the shower. I'll see you two
idiots on the plane tomorrow

Chris
Yes you will

Anthony
Italy bound, where operation
Reynastian proposal will commence

Sebastian
Oh boy