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SMOL BEAN
Hello my favorite people in
the entire world

Big Mack
You seem happy for once

SMOL BEAN
Somewhat

Meme Lord
Somewhat? How Rudd

SMOL BEAN
😅🔫

Iron Grandpa
What's going on, sweet pea?

SMOL BEAN
First of all, I need to talk to
you guys about something.

scarlove johansson
Is it about that thing?

SMOL BEAN
No it's not

Little Wolf
I'm trying to contain myself

scarlove johansson
Please do. What is it, Rey?

SMOL BEAN
I need you guys to understand why
I didn't tell you about that thing that
happened

Meme Lord
You don't have to explain yourself
to us sweetie

SMOL BEAN
Yes I do. It's been killing me

Capsicle
If it'll make you feel better then
you can tell us, love

Arrow Guy
Please do

Little Wolf
Oh god I'm gonna cry

SMOL BEAN
Well, I was scared. I didn't know if
you guys would have believed me. I
didn't want you guys to look at me
differently or treat me differently, even
though I'm really the one at fault for it given
the intervention you held in my condo at
midnight

Tic Tac
Whoa, of course we would've believed
you Reyna

Chadtastic
Do you even lie

SMOL BEAN
I mean I'm sure I've lied in my life before

Meme Lord
You have but I know you wouldn't
lie about something like this.

Big Mack
And we're definitely not gonna
treat you differently. I'm still gonna
push you down and trip you from
time to time

Meme Lord
No you're not

Capsicle
Should've known Sebastian's
protection level was gonna go
up tenfold

Meme Lord
That's not why

Arrow Guy
Then what is it

SMOL BEAN
I'm adding Pratt before I say anything
And Joe and Anthony

SMOL BEAN has added Chrispy Ratt to the conversation.

SMOL BEAN has added Joe Russo to the conversation.

SMOL BEAN has added Anthony Russo to the conversation.

Big Mack
La familia

Joe Russo
We've told you guys time and
time again that we don't want to
be included in these groupchats. We
deal with you enough on set.

Chrispy Ratt
Don't be so bitter, Joe. We love ya

SMOL BEAN
Please stay. I have to tell you guys
something

Chrispy Ratt
Is it juicy

Anthony Russo
Is 'SMOL BEAN' Reyna?

Meme Lord
Yes

Joe Russo
Hi, Sebastian

Arrow Guy
HAHAHAHA meme lord

Anthony Russo
What do you need to tell us Reyna?

SMOL BEAN
That I'm pregnant

Arrow Guy
fUCKENF

Iron Grandpa
Well shit on a stick

Chadtastic
Oh my gosh Reyna

Joe Russo
Wow, I'm so happy for you.

Anthony Russo
Wait. Did this pregnancy stem from
that incident?

Joe Russo
Oh I forgot about that.

SMOL BEAN
No, it's Sebastian's

Capsicle
I call godfather 🙋🏼

Big Mack
Fight me, pig

Arrow Guy
I'm gonna be a grandpa I'm crying

Chrispy Ratt
FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD IS
HAPPENING

Joe Russo
Once again I am so happy for you.

Anthony Russo
You know what this means though?

SMOL BEAN
No stunts, no Maximoff-ing 😭

Joe Russo
Right. How far along are you right now
though?

SMOL BEAN
I'm probably nearing two months. I
have my first appointment on Saturday

Anthony Russo
Talk to the doctor about work and let us
know the extent of what you're allowed
to do in regards to stunting and stuff like
that.

SMOL BEAN
I will definitely do that

Joe Russo
We look forward to working with
you and the little one.

Meme Lord
Trust me, you're not the only ones