PETTY PEOPLE PARTY

Sebastian
So I met up with Morgan today

Jeremy
What happened

Sebastian
We might have found a way to
prove that Chase did what he
did to Reyna

Jeremy
I don't wanna prove it
I wanna murder him

Scarlett
Oh my gosh

Jade
Control yourself, Jer

Jeremy
At least I know how to

Tom
Shade level 100

Sebastian
Please shut the fuck up

Chadwick
^^^ what he said

Chris P.
How can we prove it, Sebastian?

Sebastian
The area she works in (which is the area
Reyna was wrongly abused) is pretty
lonely but there's cameras everywhere,
because it's an area full of bars and drunk people do crazy shit

Paul
What's your point here pal

Sebastian
One of these cameras might have
caught him. Morgan is working with her
boss and the owner of the bar beside the
alley the incident happened in to see if
anything did catch him

Jeremy
Wait
So if we prove it will that justify his
murder

Jade
But he hasn't been murdered

Jeremy
Yet

Chris P.
^^^ love this guy

Sebastian
As much as we would all like to
murder the bastard, I'm afraid we can't.
We're adults with jobs and lives

Jeremy
We're also petty
Petty people kill pettier people

Chris H.
I think you need to take a hot bath or
something, Renner.

Jeremy
I think you need to suck my left nut

Chadwick
If I could unsign my contracts with
Marvel I probably would

Anthony
You can't escape us

Chris E.
You're stuck with us

Chadwick
Unfortunately

Sebastian
Anyway
I'll let you guys know if something
comes up

Anthony
What are you gonna do if it does

Sebastian
Police, Vogue, both, who knows

Jade
I vote both

Scarlett
Same

Jeremy
Destroy him

Tom
You need to find your chill

Jeremy
Don't test me, child

Sebastian
I'm done with you people for now

Jeremy
Love you too sweet cheeks

Sebastian
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