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Sebastian Stan has added Chris Evans to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Chris Hemsworth to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Chris Pratt to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Scarlett Johansson to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Tom Holland to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Chadwick Boseman to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Jade Summers to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Paul Rudd to the conversation.

Sebastian Stan has added Jeremy Renner to the conversation.

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Sebastian
Where are all my petty people over
the age of thirty
And Tom and Jade

Anthony
Here

Scarlett
Here

Chris H.
Hello

Jeremy
I'm gonna kill somebody

Chris E.
^^^ Same

Chadwick
Wait what's going on?
What is this chat?
Where's Reyna?

Sebastian
She's currently asleep in my arms
the way she's supposed to be. God,
I'm never letting her go.

Tom
The poor thing omg

Jade
I'm actually crying. Scarlett told me
what happened and I am devastated.
She doesn't deserve that, no one does

Sebastian
I know, trust me. I've been trying
not to burst into tears since she told us

Chadwick
Wait, what the fuck is going on
with Reyna??

Sebastian
Someone tell him. I can't without
losing my shit

Chris P.
Okay, so Reyna was abused...sexually

Chadwick
What the fuck? By who? I'll murder
someone

Robert
Sebastian's friend Chase

Sebastian
He is NOT my friend. Not anymore

Paul
It's truly amazing just how much a
man can love a woman

Sebastian
I'd consider killing him for her. I
honestly don't care. He hurt her, and
I'm not afraid to hurt him.

Tom
Why don't you?

Jeremy
I'll help.

Sebastian
Oh I want to. I really want to

Chris E.
I mean you're bucky barnes, you're
more than capable

Sebastian
I'm aware.

Jade
I'm all for hurting him. He deserves
it, but we're adults. We can't just go
around beating up people.

Chris P.
I agree with Jade. I'd love to watch the
asshole get his ass handed to him, but
we can't just go out here and assault him.

Jeremy
Then what the hell are we supposed
to do, because all I can think about
right now is taking that bastards thick
skull and watching it break open as I slam
it into a brick wall

Tom
Have you ever thought about taking
anger management classes?

Jeremy
Ever thought about kissing my bleached
asshole?

Chadwick
Reason #109 why I hate all of you

Sebastian
Look, I'd love to hurt him. But I can't.
There are other ways to ruin his life

Robert
How? Like calling the cops? This
system is shit. Do you know how hard
it is for a rape victim in court?

Chris E.
It's he said-she said, and the he always
wins

Sebastian
I hate him for doing this to her. No
one understands how livid this makes me

Paul
We do

Sebastian
No you don't. I've known that girl
for seventeen years. I've loved her
through absolutely everything. She's
the love of my life, she's my other half.
My pain is her pain and her pain is mine,
and right now I'm feeling a shit ton of it,
and it's because of him. He ruined her.
He ruined her and I can't fix her. Not
this time.

Tom
Damn

Chris P.
Some deep shit right there

Jeremy
Deep as in I wanna bury a
hammer deep into Chase's skull

Scarlett
Good god Jeremy

Sebastian
Guys, I gotta go. Reyna just woke
up and got sick

Jade
Poor baby

Robert
She must be so traumatized

Paul
Give her our best.

Chris H.
Tell her we love her.

Sebastian
Will do. And I'll also figure out
something to do about the asshole
who shall not be named. Later gators