marvel trash

SLAYNA
Jeremy Renner, where are you

Arrow Guy
I'm here, trash

Iron Grandpa
She's about to drag you to hell, I
already know it

Capsicle
*grabs popcorn*

SLAYNA
Let me be clear, there is no "same
fucking difference" when it comes
to Bucky and Sebastian

Arrow Guy
Oh my gosh

SLAYNA
James Buchanan Barnes once lived
a happy life before he was drafted for
the army. Then his good friend Steve
became Captain America and he fell
off a train, lost his arm, acquired a
bionic one to take the place of it, and
was then brainwashed and made into
a freaking assassin who happened to kill
a bunch of people, including TONY'S
poor PARENTS, and he almost killed his
best friend on top of that so don't you dare
ever use the term "same difference" when
comparing Bucky and Sebastian or I will
cut your larynx out

Arrow Guy
Damn

Little Wolf
What just happened omg

Big Mack
Reyna's inner comic book nerd
has escaped

Spiderling 🕷
She's very protective over certain
Marvel characters

Capsicle
Characters such as Bucky, Clint,
Wanda, Tony, and Wade Wilson

SLAYNA
I'm gonna marry Ryan Reynolds

Little Wolf
Is it a coincidence that her favorite
character is Bucky and her boyfriend
is Sebastian???

Meme Lord
Yes, she's loved the marvel
comics since she was 10 years old

Capsicle
She also sobbed when she found out
Sebastian had been cast for the role
of Bucky though

SLAYNA
I was happy my best friend landed
such an iconic role, what else was I
supposed to do? Give him a pat on
the back and say "Go get 'em tiger"
tf do I look like Christopher

Capsicle
Can't wait for you to get on set
tomorrow so I can backhand you
with the shield

SLAYNA
Too bad you dropped the shield
in the last movie for Bucky. Captain
America who?

Tic Tac
Roasted

Little Wolf
I enjoy this

Capsicle
Glad we can entertain you,
sweetheart 😇

SLAYNA
*wiggles eyebrows*

scarlove johansson
🤔🤔🤔

Capsicle
Uh so how was the cover party

Meme Lord
It was good
Reyna ate three plates of food
She fell and twisted her ankle too
which I still think is hilarious

SLAYNA
Glad you enjoy seeing me in pain

Meme Lord
Oh and we also saw an old friend
of ours from high school

Iron Grandpa
What is this old friends name

SLAYNA
Chase

Big Mack
Sounds like an asshole if you
ask me

SLAYNA
Well we didn't

Little Wolf
*snorts and falls over*

Spiderling 🕷
Now I know where I get my
savage-ness from

Chadtastic
I still hate all of you

Thoreal
You are so bitter, Chad

Meme Lord
Bitter bitch

Tic Tac
Stop being so Rudd to Chad,
guys

Spiderling 🕷
Wow you guys need T'Chill

SLAYNA
I'm done here