Lady: *in bridal attire* Hey, handsome!

Brandon: Who are you?

Lady: Before you ask, no I'm not getting married. I don't even have a boyfriend. I just felt like wearing this.

Brandon: Um, okay?

Lady: Yeah. *snorts like a pig*

Carlton: What the freak?

Lady: *still snorting like a pig*

Adam: Cut that out!

Lady: *still snorting like a pig*

Adam: I said, cut that out!

Lady: *still snorting like a pig*

Adam: *whacks the pretend bride with a cartoon mallet*

Lady: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her head and her tongue sticking out*

Adam: Sheesh!

This story was written on Friday, March 10th, 2023.

A/N Why a lady would wear a bridal dress, and not get married is beyond me! Oh well! Weird, I know, but yeah. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.