A/N: I Kiled dat gurl Raven - dat witch ruianed my stroy - i will nevar speek 2 her agan -

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2day I made a dum excuss 2 hang out w/ Hińlarghty (my gf)

i new dat she lovez hacking, e-males, and odder high-techno stuff (sew i askered her to giv advice on me buyin a sellphone)

i used 2 hav a flipphone bt whenevar i ussed dat flipphone some1 flipped meh off

Hillard respondad by kicking her highheels into my gut - but sayzing "YASSSSSSSSSSSS"

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Da iphone stor waz closed bcuz the workers hated may guts :( nut kawaii

Hilly sayz 'donnut frown, Trumpy, deer. letz tak our date 2 da zooooo!!!!1!1!"

at da zoo Hinlarru let meh use her cellfone to tak selfiez

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i waz soo distractad buy da fone, dat i didnut reelise dat HIÑARITY WAZ GONE!!!1!1!!

i locked ovar 2 c dat Hillzarey waz screeming SHE WAZ STUCK IN DA GORILA PIT!!!!!!!