Ugly Medely and tiddly Yardley

met at the street at night.

Medley's eyes played a melody,

Yardley's eyes stared insensibly.

Suddenly, Yardley walked unsteadily,

"Medely-Yardley, Medely-Yardley"

Her heart throbbed loudly.

Medely meddled with Yardley.

Medely wanted a cuddle,

but Yardley had his bubble.

Tiddly Yardley saw ugly Medely

but Medely was never ugly.