Me and my friend, named Audrey, were playing at a small park, and nobody was there except for us, so we decided to go to my crush's house to see if he could hang out. I knocked on the door, then went back down to stand next to Audrey, and he poked his head through the door, to where you could barely see anything inside, but I realized he was shirtless. He saw me blush (according to Audrey, anyways) and so he stepped outside even more.

Me and my friend Audrey were at the park alone, and so we started singing a song called "Aaron Burr, Sir" because we were alone, my crush was listening the entire time while we were mumbling lyrics to a song with questionable lyrics, and singing horribly. He only heard mumbles, but he still heard us sing.

Okay, so there's this place in town, and It's a hardware store. Me and Audrey were calling my crush to ask where he was, and he said the actual name of the place (I forgot the name because I never go outside) and I was confused, and I was like, "Where?" Because my entire life, people had referred to it as the hardware store in front of me.

Once in fourth grade, I had a crush, and me and him have been friends for like 3 years, have been in the same class for like 3 years, and pretty much always sat by each other. We were walking back from lunch one day, and he was teasing me and stuff, and so I pushed him when we were passing the bathroom, and he accidently went into the girls bathroom. Not embarassing for me, but It definitely was for him.

I had this other crush in fourth grade, and we would always hang out at the pool, and one day, he was like "Wanna go to the skate park so I can show you a trick on my bike?" And so we went to the skate park, he tried the trick, but ended up doing a backflip with his bike landing on top of him. He was bleeding really badly and I felt really bad.

Me and My friend were hanging out at her house outside, and there's this thing we do called spider monkey. She tried running down the small hill, did a front flip on the ground, and I did a double front flip in the air and landed flat on my butt. Then we stayed there laughing like idiots for 15 minutes straight.

Me and the same friend were hanging out, and it was snowy outside, so I ran onto the street, and I fell flat on my butt again. Same thing happened when she was trying to teach me how to roller skate.

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470 words, of embarassment. Yay.