I STEPPED IN DOG PEE, EW EW EW EW EW.

Also, I love how Batman is all like 'Clark, you're being a dead beat dad to Superboy. Step the eff up.'

Anyways, I might start...straying from the actual episodes a little bit. Not much, the gist of the episode will remain the same and so will the overall outcome, but some parts will be different.

Mount Justice

August 05, 13:06 EDT

Kaldur and Wally were playing air hockey on a holographic table, Wally winning, while the other four watched.

Recognize Superboy B04

Superboy stormed in through the zeta tubes, walking right through the air hockey game and completely ignoring M'gann's greeting.

"Ahem. Ready for training everyone?"

"Black Canary! Uncle J'onn!" M'gann greeted excitedly, drawing everyone's attention to the two Justice Leaguers. She went up to Martian Manhunter and hugged him, talking with him for a few minutes about how she was adjusting.

Superboy went to leave but stopped when Black Canary spoke. "Stick around. Class is in session." She walked to the middle of the room and the ground lit up. "I consider it an honor to be your teacher. I will be showing you what I have learned from my own mentors and my own bruises."

"What happened?" Wanda gestured to the wrap on Black Canary's arm.

"The job. I'll need a sparring partner."

"Right here!" Pietro volunteered, walking into the middle. "And after this, I'll show you my moves." Wally rolled his eyes and Black Canary smirked, going to punch Pietro. Pietro dodged the punch but not the sweep of her leg, knocking him to the ground. The floor lit up, declaring Quicksilver's status as a fail. "Hurts so good."

"Good block. But did anyone see what he did wrong?" Canary helped him off the floor.

"Ooh, he hit on a teacher and got served?" Wally smirked at Pietro.

"Like you would've done better." Pietro snarked.

"He allowed me to dictate the terms-"

"Oh, please. With my powers the battle is always on my terms." Superboy scoffed. "I'm a living weapon. And this is a waste of my time."

Canary grinned. "Proof it." Wanda hissed for Pietro to get out of the way as Superboy made his way towards Canary. They both got into fighting stances before Superboy struck. Canary grabbed his arm and used his momentum to toss him to the ground, declaring him a fail. "You're angry, good. But don't react. Channel that anger-"

Superboy went to strike again but was struck down once more by Canary. He swiped her offered assistance away. "I'm done."

"Training is mandatory."

A screen lit up. "Batman to cave. Five hours ago a new menace attacked Green Arrow and Black Canary . The attacker was capable of studying then duplicating the powers and abilities of its opponents. Arrow called in reinforcements, which nearly proved disastrous, as our foe gained more and more power with each new combatant."

"Whoa, one guy with the powers of the entire League?" Wally gulped.

"In the end it took eight Leaguers four hours to defeat and dismantle the android."

"An android? Who made it, T.O. Morrow?" Robin inquired.

"Good guess, Robin, but Red Tornado doesn't think so."

"The technology bares the signature of Professor Ivo."

"Ivo? But Ivo's dead." Aqualad looked shocked and confused.

"So we all thought. Or hoped."

"To make sure this threat is permanently neutralized we are sending two trucks carrying the android's parts to two separate STAR lab facilities, one in Boston and one in New York for immediate evaluation. Every precaution is being taken. We'll have four decoy trucks deployed in case Ivo, or anyone, tries to recover the remains. You will split into undercover teams to safeguard the two real trucks."

"Yes! Road trip." Wally cheered.

"So now we take out your trash?" Superboy grumbled.

"You had something better to do?"

"Coordinates received. On our way." Everyone started to run towards the bioship.

Canary grabbed Superboy's arm letting him know when he was ready she was there.

Litchfield County

August 05, 20:08 EDT

The team split up into two squads, Superboy, Robin, and Quicksilver as one squad and Aqualad, Kid Flash, Miss Martian, and Scarlet Witch as the other.

Robin pulled up between Superboy and Quicksilver. "If dislike is the opposite of like, is disaster the opposite of aster?"

"What?"

"See, instead of things going wrong they go right!" Quicksilver quirked a brow and Superboy grunted. "Uh, someone is clearly not feeling the aster."

With the other group, Miss Martian was worrying over Superboy and his anger, Kid Flash using it as a chance to hit on her. Scarlet Witch rolled her eyes while Aqualad said that Superboy just need a nice calm mission to cool down.

Then the literal flying monkeys attacked the truck.

Aqualad alerted Robin and his crew, who were experiencing the same issue.

"Robot monkeys, totally Ivo's tweak style." Robin laughed. "Hey switch your bikes to battle mode."

"No point." Superboy and Quicksilver replied in unison, ditching their bikes.

Robin sighed, grappling to the truck as Quicksilver sped to the side and jumped on, Superboy leaping to the top. They began to throw and kick the monkeys. One of the monkeys lasered Superboy in the eyes, sending him off the truck in pain.

With the other crew, Aqualad pulled out his water whips and slapped some monkeys off the truck while Kid Flash ditched his bike to run to the truck, Miss Martian flying and Scarlet Witch propelling herself using her red mist. The monkeys had begun to fry their way into the truck when Miss Martian used her telekinesis to fling them off, however more monkeys came and grabbed the parts despite the squads best efforts.

With the Quicksilver and Robin, much the same thing happened, except their third partner ran off after the monkeys, leaving them to stare after him as he leapt through the fields.

"Superboy, radio your position, we'll help you."

"I don't need help. Don't want any."

"I think he ditched his comm."

"Super. Now we can't even track him." Kid Flash flung his hands in the air.

Miss Martian tried to find him telepathically. "He is out of my range." Scarlet Witch bit her lip nervously. "This Professor Ivo, if he is alive, seems to be two steps ahead of us. Maybe we should contact Red Tornado?"

"Tornado always tells us to handle things ourselves. And the mission can still succeed if we can recover the parts before they are reassembled." Aqualad looked to his friends.

"Oh that's a great plan, except for the part of us not knowing where to look!" Kid Flash grumbled.

"Maybe we do." Robin went on to explain how the parts have GPS in them and that's how the monkeys knew which trucks to attack. He explained how using the one he captured they could track where they were headed and it turned out to be Gotham city.

"That far south? M'gann and I will never make it in time. I'm sending Kid Flash and Scarlet W-"

"Wait, I can't travel at super speeds." Scarlet Witch held her hands up.

"No, but you are used to it, travelling with your brother."

"Why send me?"

"Wanda, you miraculously survived a fall from hundreds of feet and an explosion. You can do this." Miss Martian smiled. "Have trust in your powers."

"Besides, the machine knows our mentors powers and therefore ours, but not yours. If you can strike quickly and precisely, you can take it down." Aqualad gave her a nod. "Now go, times running out."

Scarlet Witch sighed as Kid Flash picked her up and ran to Gotham with her, knowing her brother would be there as well.

Gotham City

August 05, 21:21 EDT

Kid Flash and Scarlet Witch met up with Robin and Quicksilver, all of them on their way to Gotham.

"The parts were heading through Gotham but now they've veered." Robin told the group as Kid Flash handed Scarlet Witch over to her brother. "Wait, guys, they're at my school."

They arrived, hearing a fight happening in the gym. They made their way there, getting there just in time to see the android about to pound Superboy's face in. Kid Flash zipped past, picking Superboy up. "Yoink!"

Robin threw a projectile at the android but it phased right through as the android became intangible. "Access Red Tornado." A twister started and the group was flung all across the gym. Robin and Superboy hit the bleachers at the bottom, Scarlet Witch hit the opposite bleachers at the top, Quicksilver hit the basketball hoop and Kid Flash hit the wall. The android called out superheroes as it beat down on Kid Flash and Superboy, Quicksilver tangled in the hoop. Kid Flash was being squeezed by the android when a green arrow came flying at the android, phasing right through it and allowing Kid Flash to escape. Robin stared at the arrow quizzically.

"Any day now, SW!" Kid Flash called out.

Scarlet Witch gulped, standing up. She focused on the android, letting the scarlet energy flow out of her and encase the machine. She began to pull it apart, sweat pouring off her brow as she concentrated.

"Its working! Keep going!" Robin yelled.

She grit her teeth, clenching her hands as she tried to force the machine apart. It finally came undone, collapsing in a heap. Scarlet Witch wiped her brow, running down the bleachers to help the boys further disassemble it.

"Way to go, Wanda!"

She smiled at the praise, discreetly wiping the blood from her nose with the back of her hand. Her brother caught her eye and she gave him a reassuring grin, waving off his concern. She was fine.

Mount Justice

August 06, 01:06 EDT

"The Amazo android is in pieces again, being analyzed at the separate STAR labs. But Ivo escaped. And since he originated the tech, he is arguably more dangerous than the android." Kaludr told the League.

"Capturing the Professor will be a League priority." Black Canary assured the team.

"But we understand your mission encountered...other complications."

"Complications come with the job. Your ability to handle them has impressed the League."

"The whole League?" Superboy asked hopefully.

"Given time, yes. Kryptonians, as you know, have very hard heads." Superboy smiled. "Of course there is no shame in asking for help, that is why the League exists, because there are some problems even we can't handle individually."

"Please, even if we wanted help we wouldn't have the chance to ask. Look familiar?" Robin pulled out the green arrow from the gym. "You were following us! Babysitting. You still don't trust us."

"We didn't follow you." Batman replied as Green Arrow pulled out one of his own to compare. They weren't the same.

"And that's not your arrow. But that means-"

"Speedy!"

"He has our backs."

"Souvenir!" Wally grabbed the arrow, grinning down at it.

Superboy approached Black Canary and told her he was ready and she said she was here. Everyone cleared the floor for them to train.

Wanda caught Pietro glaring at Wally and chuckled, shaking her head slightly. Her brother was such a dimwit sometimes.

"Scarlet Witch." Wanda tensed, turning to see Batman looking at her. "We need to talk."