Elodie Stark
(A faceless character)
[Feel free to imagine anyone you like including yourself ;)]

(The former member of S.H.I.E.L.D. worked as a scientist.
At present works on Mystic Falls High School as a librarian)

"Will I ever find a place without chaos?"

"Why on earth God sent all the egoistic men in my life?"

"Who needs a boyfriend when one can have suits, coffee & books?"

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Brother😎

Tony Stark

"You are the most annoying sister one can have and I hate the fact that I will do anything and everything to save this annoying species from this cruel world."

"I'm all about interesting things, so to balance this God sent the boring you to mum & dad."

"I love you 2998 cuz you come after Morgan & my Iron man suits."

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Love Interests💖

Friends to Lovers to Exes to Friends👀

Steve Rogers

"You deserve someone who can give you their undivided affections unlike me."

"LANGUAGE ELODIE!"

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The One😘

Elijah Mikaelson

"You're really something different Ms. Stark. So simple yet so elegant."

"May I suggest not drinking this much coffee? It's concerning."

"Whenever I see you I feel like seeing myself in the mirror."

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Besties😻

Pepper Potts

"Here comes my favourite Stark."

"You know right I'll always support you, even if Tony disagrees."

"Remind me again why I married Tony instead of you?"

"Who knew my bestie is into fossils?"

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Jenna Sommers

"You were with me when I needed you most. How can I ever hate you?"

"Older 'literally', Charming, Moral, Gentleman, doesn't swear - you really have type Elpie."

"You better treat her right, Elijah. Otherwise I'll snatch her & marry her."

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Others✨

Natasha Romanoff

"How am I gonna survive these much egos without you?"

"I'll miss my gossip buddy."

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Caroline Forbes

"One day we're going to be sister-in-laws. Yippppeee!!"

"Can you please take me to the Avengers tower? I wanna meet Captain America. He's so damn hot!!"

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Neeeklaus Mikaelson

"Don't you dare to take Caroline to meet that Captain America guy, ELODIE!!!"

"I hope you can finally realise how boring you're Elijah, now that you got exactly same photocopy of yours."

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Kol Mikaelson

"Whenever you two get intimate, does it feel like you're having sex with yourself, brother?"

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Rebekah Mikaelson

"Finally some girls in this family. I was tired being the minority."

"Me, you & Caroline, we're gonna max out their card. It's gonna be so much fun."

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Damon Salvatore

"You sure you're not his twin, Ms. Suits?"
(Getting hit by a throwing vase by Ms. Suits)

"Whenever you get bored of the Mr Suits, give me a call."
(Getting neck snapped by Mr. Suits)

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Stefan Salvatore

"If I ever go on ripper mode, blame Elodie. That animal lover convinced me to stop killing chipmunks."

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Alaric Saltzman

"So the reason behind the sudden interest of the students, specially the boys, in Library is a hot librarian."

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Bonnie Bennett

"Your babies will be born wearing suits."

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Jeremy Gilbert

"Can you & Elijah adopt me please?"

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Matt Donovan

"If I rob your & Elijah's closet and sell them, I won't have financial problems ever again."

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Elena Gilbert

"You bewitched my family, friends, boyfriends, even enemies. They all love you. I hate you. But ughhh I also love you cuz you're too sweet to me."

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Katerina Petrova

"I'm suddenly feeling gay."

"Let's have a threesome. You, me & Elijah."

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A/N- yeah I've had so much fun🤭.