Inside of Samuel Adams's bedroom.

Eli - "So this is where that bloody scoundrel lays his head at night." (Eli rubs his hands together in a treacherous manner.)

(Eli grabs his walkie talkie)

Eli (speaking into the device) - "Boys, I'm in...over"

The voice on the other line - "Perfect...over."

(Eli walks over to the window and opens it up. He sees the four British soldiers patiently waiting outside on the lawn beside the bedroom window.)

Eli - "Wait, how did you know it would be this window?"

British Soldier 1 - "We watch Mrs. Adams undress everyday at 9am. We have been peeking through this here window since the day we landed in Boston. Googly moogly does she have a body!"

Eli (smirks) - "Nice...Okay, wait right here." (Eli runs over to the bed and rips off the sheets.) "Lucky I am an Eagle Scout and I can tie a strong knot."

(Eli ties the sheets together and runs towards the window.)

Eli (shouting to the soldiers) - "Are you ready?!"

The British Soldiers - "Born ready! Toss it!"

(Eli throws the tied sheets out the window, completely ignoring the fact that he was supposed to hold one end of it. The soldiers watch in bewilderment as the sheets fall to the ground.)

British Soldier 2 - "Idiot! You were supposed to hold one end of the sheet so we could climb up."

(Eli is embarrassed but quickly thinks of a solution.)

Eli - "I got it! I will toss you some of Samuel Adams's coats. Quickly change into them and I will inform my girlfriend that you are all members of the Sons of Liberty and that Samuel Adams has directed you to fetch him his favorite quill pen."

(The men agree to the plan. Eli grabs the first four coats he sees, he quickly ties them all together and runs to the window.)

Eli (shouts as he hurls the tied coats out the window) - "Hi-Yah!"

(The men stand there in disbelief.)

British Soldier 3 - "You realize you didn't have to tie these together?"

British Soldier 4 (murmurs to the others) - "Why can't they all be this dumb?"